Infographic: The New ‘Star Wars’ Canon Timeline
Confused about what Star Wars canon looks like? Well, if you can keep from gnashing your teeth, pounding your chest, and pulling at your hair at your beloved EU being “reduced” (I’m looking at you, Neo), this infographic will get you caught up.
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The Rock shared a beefy picture from his football-playing college days
Not enough is said about The Rock. You know, period. How can you say enough about one of the genuine treasures who stands upon, nay, rises above our turd-flecked pop culture garbage pile? But also. Not enough is said about the various incarnations of said Dwayne Johnson. The man of many (gorgeous) looks. Dwayne himself shared this gem back from when he was a beefy, fried chicken-eating football mad man. Salute.
Stealth game ‘Republique’ sneaking onto PlayStation 4 next year
GET IT?! SNEAKING? Haha! Fuck me! Anyways — I fucked with Republique a little bit back when it dropped on iOS, and it’s a pretty enjoyable game. Only downside? I’m an antiquated troglodyte who can’t get into games on an iPad or tablet or mobile device or whatever. So I’m definitely sweating this.
Rumor: George Miller (‘Mad Max’) could be directing ‘Man of Steel 2’
Back in the day, George Miller was supposed to direct Justice League. He didn’t, and the world was worse for it. Zack Snyder *did* direct Man of Steel, and the world was worse for it. The result was a DCU I don’t really give a fuck about. A DCU whose reputation (in my eyes) could be recuperated by George Miller helming Man of Steel 2. I mean — can you fucking imagine? OH WHAT A DAY. (There are other reports that cast doubts on this rumor — but let’s just imagine it happening. I mean fuck, somewhat in the Multiverse it’s hapepning. Let us go there, if not here.)
‘The Force Awakens’ Empire Magazine Covers: The Light & Dark Side of Photoshop
Listen, I’m stoked for The Force Awakens. More than is probably healthy. But these are two pretty bunk magazine covers.
Tyler Bates returning to score ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’
Tyler Bates did the music for Guardians of the Galaxy. You know, the music that wasn’t a part of that insanely catchy mix-tape. But all the same, he provided some good tunage in the flick. How memorable were his riffs? I mean, they weren’t up there with Redbone’s participation. But what is?
Nintendo is cutting price of its 2DS to $99
I don’t have a 2DS. Or a 3DS. Or truthfully, enough time to add another console and its library to my existence. But shoot if Nintendo ain’t daring me to break common sense with their after their price cutting of the 2DS.
Xbox Chief Phil Spencer asks his compatibility team about *original* Xbox support. A lot.
Xbox. Like, I should be really excited about your vibin’, comrade. I own all your systems! I love the fact that your Head Czar wants *alll* the backwards compatibility. But with every victorious development that is revealed, I just wish Sony would handle their shit.
