Art: “Badass Mario” ready to suplex the bejesus out of Bowser and his minions

Marvel releasing ‘Star Wars: C-3PO’ one-shot this December, will explain his new red arm

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Uhhh. Are we seriously getting a fucking C-3PO one shot in December? That’ll explain where he gets his new red arm? This is totally not a marketing ploy. And before you tell me I’ll read it because I’m a fucking sucker for anything Star Wars, let me interrupt you. I ain’t read half of them new Marvel Warring Stars comics, and I won’t need to read this one to know the reason for 3PO’s red arm. I got the Internet.

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‘Fallout 4’ script is bigger than ‘Fallout 3’ and ‘Skyrim’ scripts combined

Fallout 4.

Goddamn! This is exactly the sort of news I cannot handle. I cannot handle this news because it makes me sweat Fallout 4 so hard. I cannot handle this news because it surely cements the Death of my (Non-Existent) Social Life come this November.

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Cosplay: Wonder Woman from ‘Justice League: War’

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It’s Saturday. It’s nice out. I’m complimenting it with some lovely Wonder Woman cosplay.

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‘Agents of SHIELD’ Season 3 Trailer: A Threat Beyond Belief

Six New ‘Batman v Superman’ Images: Wayne Is Too Old For This Crap, GlareGlare Time, and More!

glare glare glare

Not to be forgotten amid the deluge of Star Wars madness today, WB has dropped six new Dawn of Justice images.

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Chris Evans says he’ll play Captain America for as long as Marvel wants

Appreciative babe is appreciative. I’m one to often understand an actor’s fatigue at playing a certain role, even if it means I accept their pending departure. However, there are also actors who seem openly derisive of the role that established them, only to look back fondly later on and realize how good they had it. (I’m staring you right in the fucking eyes, Fox Mulder.) So it’s pretty refreshing to see Chris Evans not only aware of how special his role in the MCU is, but also be willing to ride or die as Steve Rogers for as long as Marvel wants him.

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Weekend Open Bar: You would *not* believe the deal we got on our digi-afterlife

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It’s that glorious time again, comrades. That’s right! That’s correct! That’s precisely it. It’s time to kick-in the doors of the Weekend Open Bar. Flock to our designated *favorite* tables in the musty, dank-ass-air-filled tavern here on the Space-Ship Omega. It’s that glorious time again, comrades. For us to sit around the aforementioned tables, sharing with one another the glory that is the hypothetical weekend. I know some of you have the weekend off. I know that some of you have a long weekend. I know that some of you unfortunately have to work. But whatever your Existent Conditions are here in the OMNIVERSE, I hope you’ll join in the camaraderie.

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Blizzard’s Former COO donated his entire futzing personal collection to museum

Personal Collection of Paul Sams.

Paul Sams is a good guy. Solid dude. High on the dope quotient. The former COO has donated his entire goddamn personal collection of Blizzard games+artifacts to the Strong National Museum of Play. It seems like a bold move for many collectors, but it smacks of sensibility to me. How does one ensure such glorious collection persists in a maintained state? Especially as one ages? While donating it to a museum relinquishes ownership, it also guarantees that it will be an accessible monument for years to come. Cheers!

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Watch: Trailer For Final ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ Story DLC, “Trespasser”

What happens when you save the world? That’s what DA:I‘s final story DLC will tackle. The content takes place two years after the saving of Thedas or whatever (I loved the game, forgot the story), and features, of course, a new threat. Has anyone here fucked with any of the DA:I DLC? The game itself was such an enormous, engrossing experience that frankly I need a couple of years off from the universe. But maybe you didn’t! Let me know.

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