‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ casts Woody Harrelson as villain
Them new Planet of the Apes movies are sneaky successful. Like, they make a good goddamn amount of money. I should remember this, but I don’t. The next movie has cast Woody Harrelson as its villain. I should remember this too, but I probably won’t.
Watch: ‘Doom’ designer shares his level in ‘Super Mario Maker’
So. I didn’t fucking realize you could share the levels you make in Super Mario Maker. This…this significantly increases the sexiness of this game for me. One of those folks sharing levels is Tom Hall, who is one of the minds behind Wolfenstein 3D futzing *and* Doom.
Rumor: Christopher Nolan producing ‘Akira’ trilogy
Christopher Nolan is going to be producing an Akira trilogy. Maybe! And this is great news for an Akira adaptation! Until you remember that Christopher Nolan produced Man of Steel.
Sony’s Project Morpheus headset now called “PlayStation VR”
Sony’s virtual reality headset has been rebranded. The name is a controversial one, one barely tethered to the PlayStation brand. It’s called “PlayStation VR.” Ha! Get it? Irony! Whatever.
Tuesday Afternoon Commute: A Toast to Earth Being Toast!
Here’s a toast to the douchebags! Here’s a toast to the gluttons! To the slave drivers, to the apathetic consumers. Here’s a toast to the MarauderCorporations! To the BottomLineSwine, to the trash mongers! Earth is Toast, so let’s share a toast! Ain’t nothing we can do about it anyways. Let’s dance while the Palaces Burn! Together! And what a perfect column to do so in.
Monday Morning Commute Tuesday Afternoon Commute. Here’s a toast to the hard workers! To the people just trying to get by, to the loved ones who love their loved ones. Monday Morning Commute Tuesday Afternoon Commute. Where us trash mongers, hard workers, BottomLineSwine, we can all gather. Share what we’re up to this week. Be it the books we’re reading, the road trips we’re taking, the kids we’re trying to raise.
We’re all in this together, so let’s hold hands as we rocket not into Space, but off the cliff.
Let’s Commemorate: ‘Super Mario Bros.’ was released thirty years ago today in Japan
Sweet soggy nipples, I’m aging. Like, I knew that Super Mario Bros. was released a while ago. But thirty years-old? That’s…that’s pretty fucking tremendous. Even more terrifying is the fact that my wife wasn’t even alive when it arrived (she’s four.5 years younger than my ass). Which means — like so many goddamn people were born into world and will live their lives having no goddamn clue about the Touchstone Megaton that was the game’s release.
Let’s celebrate the game with some futzing videos. Feel free to share your own memories, videos, thoughts, whatever.
Watch: ‘Back to the Future’ documentary trailer declares “Doc Brown doesn’t drive a f**king Mustang”
‘Dark Souls III’ dropping in Japan on March 24, 2016
I ain’t fucked with the Dark Souls franchise. I already got anger management issues, and I imagine this game series would test them. That said, more than one person has told me the series is right up my alley. Maybe I’ll jump onboard with the third installment. And said jumping would occur, if the Japanese release date means anything, early next year.
