‘Quantum Break’ Live-Action Trailer: Time Is Power
Man. I really want to play Remedy’s new game, Quantum Break. Man. I really don’t want to watch Remedy’s new game, Quatum Break (In The Gameplay, Geddit?). You?
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Danny McBride in talks to join ‘Alien: Covenant’
The truth is that I’m going to see Ridley Scott’s Alien: Covenant regardless of what is said about it prior to (or at its) release. It’s Ridley Scott, its an Alien movie. But if I was straight-up *pretending* that I wasn’t interested initially because Prometheus was raw-ass served up with a side order of marbled diarrhea chunks, I would say the addition of Kenny fucking Powers intrigues me enough to consider it.
Maybe: Sony teasing return of ‘Crash Bandicoot’
Man — Crash Bandicoot. A bygone character from an olden age. An age that I personally wouldn’t mind returning to, at all. C’mon, Sony. C’mon, potential developer attached. Bring back some Bandicoot-based platforming gloriousness.
Charlize Theron in talks to play ‘Fast 8’ villain
All the easy Fast and Furious Road jokes. Insert them right here. Then move along to the news.
‘Preacher’ TV adaptation casts Jackie Earle Haley as Odin Quincannon
I haven’t read Preacher in like, seventeen years. Seriously. But I’m pretty sure Jackie Earle Haley has been cast as a dude who fucks cow-corpses that have been made into a “woman’s body” in a slaughterhouse. I think?
Bryan Fuller (‘DS9’, ‘Hannibal’) is producing new ‘Star Trek’ TV show
People love Bryan Fuller. I don’t really know him well, but I trust people. So I guess it’s excellent news that he is producing the new Star Trek TV series.
