Rumor: Affleck rewrote parts of ‘Batman v Superman’ while *dressed* as Batman on set

‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ TV Spot: “The Bat is dead. Buried.”

How is this for an absurd rumor & confirmation that the script for Batman v Superman is garbage (not that you probably needed any)? Apparently the Bat-Fleck would spend time on the Batman v Superman set, in his Bat-Suit, rewriting his dialogue and shit the day-of.

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Marvel’s ‘Iron Fist’ casts Finn Jones (‘Game of Thrones’) as its star

Finn Jones

Briefly, cause I’m at work and want to post this ASAP. I will drop my thoughts in the comments later. What do you think?

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J.J. Abrams wants a third ‘Cloverfield’ movie, compares series to ‘Twilight Zone’

10 Cloverfield Lane.

JarJar Braybrams wants a third Cloverfield movie. If the second (loosely connected) movie is as enjoyable for me as the first one, the I’m all aboard. Give me a weird mythos populating somewhat individual entrances into the franchise, and I’ll be fine. Overjoyed, even. Well, not overjoyed. Joyed.

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‘Alan Wake’s Return’ has been trademarked by Remedy Entertainment

Alan Wake.

Man. This is so good (for me) because Alan Wake was amazing (for me). And while Quantum Break looks so fucking dumb (to me), I’m stoked that it appears they’re following it up at some point (maybe, to me) with a new Alan Wake game. Oh what a day, what a lovely day (for me). Or, it’s just a cover-your-ass trademark registration, or prank, which would be devastating (for me).

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‘Dark Souls 3’ Trailer: Dungeon Murder Meets…Cyndi Lauper?

‘Resident Evil’ 4, 5, and 6 coming to PS4 and Xbox One

Resident Evil Re-Issues

Oh hey! I guess I don’t give one sliver of a fuck about this! Namely because I know I’d never get around to playing these re-issues. But if I have to have a #HotTake, I’d say it’s fucking ludicrous that the universally reviled Resident Evil 6 is dropping first.

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New Look: Ant-Man’s new suit from ‘Captain America: Civil War’

Ant-Mang

I’m feeling this. I’M FEELING THIS. I’m fucking feeling this! *Rips off shirt, kicks down door to Pepsi Co, drinks thirty-three Diet Mountain Dews before ascending to Caffeinated God-Hood*

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‘Daredevil’ Season 2 Trailer: They’re Called The Hand

Oh man. Talk about an action-suffused trailer.

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‘Ready Player One’ casts Tye Sheridan as its main character, Wade Watts

look at this fucking choad

Some actor I’ve never heard of has been cast as the main character in one of the most overrated books I’ve read in years.

#HumpDayMalaise

#CheerUpCaff

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‘Fallout 4’ Official Mod Tools coming in April to PC, XB1 in May, PS4 in June

‘Fallout 4′ Live-Action Trailer: Welcome Home!

Fallout 4‘s official mod tools have been in the works for a bit now. The lack of official support hasn’t stopped PC users from providing their own wonderful mods, but slime-race, console dickheads like myself have been made to suffer.

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