Marvel is giving Han Solo his own comic mini-series
Who the fuck doesn’t want to read a Han Solo mini-series? Like, in the abstract. I’m not asking who is going to buy this mini-series, but rather, who hears this news and is like “Oh, Jesus Christ, no!”? Bastards. That’s who.
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Report: Marvel’s ‘Iron Fist’ is auditioning actors to play Shang-Chi
Iron Fist! Luke Cage! Shang-Chi! Iron Fist. The bold term means I’m signalling the show, the bolded term after the names means I’m indicating apparently all these characters will be on the show! Names! Bolded terms.
‘Paper Mario: Color Splash’ Trailer: Coming to Nintendo’s Wii U this year
Paper Mario game? Sort of dope. Sort of neat. Working against it in my eyes? It’s NOT MY GODDAMN ZELDA GAME I WAS PROMISED. #InfinitelyEntitled But seriously, it looks pretty dope.
Space Swoon: Hubble finds a stellar fingerprint
Man. Hubble straight up finds all the space-glory, no? Or, at the very least, comma splice, a good amount of it, comma splice, right, question mark.
Attn: Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” is a very good song that you should listen to
This is a very good song.
Weekend Open Bar: DownloadUploadDefragMeatSpace
Hello, friends. Come in, come in. Grab your voucher for a free download of RelaxYourFatCorpus.exe and let the soothing algorithms greetyour meat-processor. It’s the weekend. This is the OpenBar. The weekly one-stop for the populace of Space-Ship OMEGA to gather. Take off our shoes. Take off our pants. Shake one another’s hands (?). Then straight DigiChill.
SNES Classics are coming to Nintendo’s New 3DS
What the fuck are the New Nintendo 3DS, and 3DS XL? Like, in comparison the Old Nintendo 3DS? How many fucking iterations are there? But uh, anyways. The New Nintendo 3DS and 3Ds XXXL Pizza are getting SNES classics.
Which I’ll just keep playing on Bateman’s emulator, cause I don’t have a New or Old or Moderately Used 3DS.
