Weekend Open Bar: Heel To Throat (And I Like It)
Yeah! It’s Saturday. And I’m just opening up this weekend’s Open Bar. Which means, since OL is already pretty quiet these days, that it’s just going to be me rambling to myself about what I’m doing this weekend. That’s fine! I’ve brought this upon myself. I’ve brought this upon myself! But this is Weekend Open Bar, and name is Ian Omega-Caffeine Powered-Xavier Thunderkick.
‘Star Trek Beyond’ is reshooting; also adding an entirely new cast member
Oh Sweet Christ. Potential bad news: Star Trek Beyond is reshooting. Definite, definite, definite bad news: the movie has added EASILY THE WORST PART OF THE EXPANSE, actress Shohreh Aghdashloo.
Marvel’s Netflix series ‘Luke Cage’ is premiering September 30
Luke Cage got itself a premiere date, right at the swollen tip of September’s nipple. Clinging onto the month for dear life. Begging for it to feed it bread and butter and let it live there. September will reluctantly say yes.
Space Swoon: Collision of Galactic Clusters courtesy of the Frontier Fields
Cosmic violence is always so goddamn beautiful. So goddamn beautiful! Behold the site of collision between four galactic clusters.
‘The Witcher’ series has sold 20 Million f**king copies; devs working on new 2016 project
Yeah, I’m really hype that The Witcher series is selling like hot cakes. Why, if I’ve never really enjoyed them (more out of a lack of commitment to another life-ruining game like Fallout 4)? Cause I want CD Projekt to ruin my life with Cyberpunk 2077, and I imagine this success gives them all sorts of funding for it.
Marvel launches new initiative to encourage girls in the STEM fields
Marvel! Fucking awesome. They’re launching an initiative to encourage girls in the STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Math) fields of education.
‘Episode VIII’ News: Rian Johnson shares Behind The Scenes Image
Is this image really anything? No. But is it something that will attempt to satiate my lust for Episode VIII news even a little? Maybe.
Lonely Island’s ‘Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping’ Red-Band Trailer: BieberSpinalTap
This movie looks fucking hilarious.












