Weekend Open Bar: Heel To Throat (And I Like It)
Yeah! It’s Saturday. And I’m just opening up this weekend’s Open Bar. Which means, since OL is already pretty quiet these days, that it’s just going to be me rambling to myself about what I’m doing this weekend. That’s fine! I’ve brought this upon myself. I’ve brought this upon myself! But this is Weekend Open Bar, and name is Ian Omega-Caffeine Powered-Xavier Thunderkick.
I’m going to champion the spirit of this column, which is a weekly gathering during our weekly siesta where we share our weekly weekend wanderings. Our weekly weekend thinkings. Our weekly weekend meals, movie watchings, masturbation sessions. Everything! Anything!
What are you up to this weekend?