‘Luke Cage’ Teaser: The Clothes Ain’t Bulletproof
Marvel has dropped the first teaser for Luke Cage. However, it is at the end of Daredevil season two, which means I won’t be seeing it this weekend. But there is a way! Way to see it.
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Simon Pegg joining ‘Ready Player One’ adaptation
Simon Pegg is joining what is already the considerably talented cast of Spielberg’s Ready Player One adaptation.
‘Firewatch’ has sold 500,000 copies; recouped cost on Day One
Because I am human garbage, I have not bought Firewatch. So I feel a bit like a fraud (for this, and many other things) being very excited about the news of its success. But I am very excited.
Telltale’s “R-Rated” Batman Game dropping this Summer
Telltale’s Batman game is dropping this summer. Oh! And it’s going to be “R-Rated “or some shit. Is #ThanksDeadpool the geek version of #ThanksObama?
‘Indiana Jones 5’ being written by ‘Jurassic Park’ writer
How awesome is this? Spielberg and Ford are reuniting for Indiana Jones 5, and they’re bringing the writer from the classic Jurassic Park. (He was also co-writer on Crystal Skull, and Lost World, but shhh.)
Weekend Open Bar: Elsewhere & Otherwise
It is a melancholic Weekend Open Bar, friends. For while I open the doors to the Tavern with arms-spread welcomingly, the very cracking of the doorframe signals doom. Or namely, it signals the dusk of my Spring Break. A sad time. A bad time. Every moment a march towards the return to hour-and-a-half commute and pants. And pants! Oh, I haven’t worn a pair of real pants since last Saturday. My ever burgeoning waistline not tortured by restriction, nay, but instead comforted by the glory of an elastic waist.
Watch: ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer recreated in ‘Fallout 4’
Two of my favorite things running, Marvel and Fallout 4. Stitched together in glorious polygonal-cinematic aberration.
‘Silicon Valley’ Season 3 Trailer: What In God’s Name Is That?
This show is fucking fantastic. The trailer for this show’s third season is fucking fantastic. Fucking fantastic is fucking fantastic! Has anyone seen my apron? My dog is barking.
