Weekend Open Bar: heaven’s receding smile

It’s 6:30 pm on a Friday evening here on the Eastern Seaboard of the Empire, Earth-Prime. I am pleased by it being both Friday and an evening. It can mean only one thing! It’s time for Weekend Open Bar. It can mean only two things! It’s time for Weekend Open Bar and relaxation! It can mean only three things! Four things! Five things!
An infinite amount of things cascading across an indifferent and infinite Universe!
New Rogue One Promo Art drops to celebrate Force Friday

I guess today is fucking Force Friday or something? You can tell my excitement levels regarding Rogue One in comparison to the Skywalker Saga just by virtue of me having no idea that today is, in fact, said Force Friday. None the less, Lucasfilm has dropped more Rogue One promo art as part of the celebration for the day.
Views From The Space-Ship: Robotics and Nose-Pickings

My weeks are busy. I am busy.
A perpetual motion-machine filled with teaching, tutoring, brief glimpses of both my wife, dog, and cats, sporadic, late-night gym visits, and sleepy-eyed gazings into various Social Media Abysses before falling sleep.
My weeks are busy. I am busy.
This is Desktop Thursdays, where I’m giving you a look into my life. I hope you’ll share your own glimpses in the comments section.
Duncan Jones’ Mute is going to be a Netflix release

I want Duncan Jones’ Mute. The filmmaker has been talking about making the flick since motherfucker put out Moon, many, many moons (pun?) ago. He’s been discussing it to the point where it doesn’t feel real. Not fucking real at all! But apparently the film *is* real, and Netflix is releasing it.
Watch: ‘Stranger Things’ gets Buffy-Style Credits
Stranger Things! Stranger Things. We love it. We mash the show television series with everything. Everything! As a token of our love. For its latest mash-up, Stranger Things has received a Buffy-style credits.
Elon Musk has outlined his plan to go to Mars

Elon Musk has been talking about going to Mars for a long, hot minute. However this week Musk dropped the details of said trip, and they’re equal parts well thought out and bananas. I’m providing you with this assessment though, so it’s worth remembering I’m a fucking idiot. So take it for what it is worth. You know?
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Jon Favreau is directing a live-action Lion King adaptation

File this under things you’ve never asked for, and we probably shouldn’t get. Disney and Jon Favreau are bringing a live-action Lion King to the big screen.
NASA finds more evidence of Water Plumes on Europa
Elon Musk is taking our asses to Mars. Maybe. So like, can someone get on settling Europa? NASA has found further evidence of water plumes on the moon, furthering the idea that it has subsurface oceans. Fucking astounding.
John Wick: Chapter 2 Photo: Rolling With His Pitbull

A new John Wick: Chapter 2 photo reveals the (current) fate of his pitbull. You know, the one Wick gained at the end after murdering everything in his path for mirking his first puppy. The fate? Alive and rolling as a member of the Wick Squad.



