DC Comics TV Series Create $1 Billion A Year In Revenue
Woah. So. Apparently, DC Comics TV series revenue tops $1 fucking billion a year. Holy taint. Which explains why DC keeps churning out them TV series. And, supposedly, they’re good. Not doubting it, just never seen them.
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‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Sequel Wants ‘Don’t Breathe’ Director Fede Alvarez
Don’t Breathe was a dope movie. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo was whatever, with a dope cast. I’m fine with the director of the former helming the latter.
‘The Dark Tower’ Movie Delayed Until Summer 2017
Fans of The Dark Tower eagerly awaiting its movie adaptation are going to have to wait a bit longer. Originally scheduled for February 17, 2017, the movie has been pushed back to a very nebulous “Summer 2017” release date.
Views From The Space-Ship: Psychological Damage Up To Here!
Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m kicking off Desktop Thursdays with a header image that is clearly not my desktop nor my life. Imagine, if you will, that it is an accurate depiction of my Mind-Scape. Perhaps the most horrifying, alluring, mesmerizing, and confusing places in my existence. Psychological Damage to an Unfathomable Degree. Caffeine-Soaked Synapses Roaring In Fury. A Diarrhea Dump Itch in the Back of My Brain. Rolling Plains of Gif’d Asses From An Endless Mental Tumblr Dashboard. Imagine, imagine all of that. Then, uh, take a look at my physical, corporeal, non-digi, non-psychological existence.
As always, share shots from your own lives in the comments section!
‘Deadpool’ Director Tim Miller Now Developing ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ Movie
Ah! Now I understand why Tim Miller left the Deadpool sequel. To develop and produce a Sonic The Hedgehog movie. Wait…what?
Johnny Depp co-starring in ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Sequel
Johnny Depp, more recently known for becoming a joke in Tim Burton movies and having an ugly divorce with his wife, will be co-starring in the Fantastic Beasts sequel. This may be somewhat cool, if he wasn’t charged with domestic abuse, and wasn’t a complete mockery of himself lately. Especially the former.
Netflix To Have More Subscribers Than Cable By 2017
Apparently by 2017, Netflix is going to have more subscribers than cable. This is one of those factoids I wish I was smart enough to analyze. Instead, though, I’ll just shake my head emptily like a good Modern Citizen, and Marvel.
Tuesday Evening Commute: Born Of The Bomb
It’s Tuesday, Tuesday Evening. I’m writing what was supposed to be Monday, Monday Morning Commute. The clock ticks towards quarter of 6pm, Eastern Seaboard of the Empire Standard. I have approximately 23 minutes to file this, to fart it, to fecal-blast this shinformation onto your digital face. Before! Before my next obligation. I’ve been wearing the same dress pants for ten hours, I’m tired, my caffeine levels are precariously low, and I have so much goddamn wood to chop before I sleep.
But I’m happy, happy to generate this minuscule bubble of textual diarrhea. This minuscule raft in the shitty seas of oblivion that seem to constitute this year, this 2016 A.D. Come friends, come quickly. Ignore my purple-headed boner, I merely have to pee. Come friends, come quickly. Ignore the wild look in eyes, I’m merely between my past caffeine fix and my next.
Come friends, come quickly. Join me on this raft, cling to it with me. Nay, cling to it for me.
This is Tuesday Evening Commute. This is what I’m looking forward to this week. Please, I implore, I beseech, I cajole. Please, join me in the comments section. Let me know what you’re indulging in this week.
R.L. Stine Is Writing Comics For Marvel
Party like it’s 1995! Just imagine, pubes are a really weird thing but you’re learning to cope with them, the PlayStation is about to kick all sorts of ass, and R.L. Stine’s latest Goosebumps novel is your monthly obsession! You can party as such, because said author is going to be writing comics for Marvel.
