‘Snowpiercer’ Is Being Turned Into a TV Show Courtesy Of TNT

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Snowpiercer is getting the TV show adaptation-treatment-time. Why? Why not? Who knows. It’s going to be on TNT. Take that for what it is worth.

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‘Cars 3’ Trailer: Well, That Escalated Quickly

New ‘Rogue One’ Poster: Did You Know It’s About Hope?!

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Did you know Rogue One is about hope? Oh, you missed it despite all the marketing bludgeoning you with the theme? Well, here’s a new poster. To really get the point across.

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‘Rogue One’ Trailer: K-2SO Is The Droid We’re Looking For!

Weekend Open Bar: It Was An Illusion. Even A Pleasant One For Some

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The bar is open early, friends. It’s Thanksgiving Eve here on the eastern arm of the Empire. I’m blessed enough to have the rest of the week off. So why not let the Asgardian ale flow already? So why not let the Martian space spice be smoked already? I have no good reasons for why not to, I have no good explanations. All I know is that life is too short, too vicious for even the most blessed, to not seize upon moments of revelry with you and yours.

Weekend Open Bar on a Wednesday evening.

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‘No Man’s Sky’ Developers Break Silence, Announce “Foundation Update”

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Apparently the minds behind No Man’s Sky felt like showing some Thanksgiving gratitude towards the thousands upon thousands of gamers who bought their title. ‘Cause the quiet-as-death studio broke its longstanding silence today to announce a “Foundation Update” that will lay the…uh…foundation for base building.

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‘Rogue One’ Tickets Are Going On Sale On Monday

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This is not a drill. This is not a fucking drill. Rogue One tickets are going on sale on Monday. What time? Some are saying 12:01 am EST. I hope that’s true. I hope!

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Views From The Space-Ship: Waist Bands Are Fascists

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Oh, hey! It’s Desktop Thursday on a Thanksgiving! It’s been a wild week, an eventful week, a wild and eventful day! But now I’m back at home, after a day of eating and footballing. In some comfy pants, my stomach bloat a minor nuisance now that I’ve been relieved from being stuffed into a pair of slim fit khakis. Fuck am I thinking wearing them? Fuck am I thinking wearing them?!

But, oh, hey! It’s Desktop Thursday! The weekly column where I share my worlds! Be it the header image representing my mindscape! Be it the images below, showing you me world(s), both real and virtual!

I hope! Oh, I hope, you’ll share your own world(s) in the comments section!

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Fox Sets Dates For Two Mystery Marvel Movies

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Fox has set the date for two mystery Marvel movies. You like that? “Mystery” movies. That’s how we phrase it these days. They’re definitely not just unannounced. Mysteries!

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‘Alien Covenant’ Poster Teases Earlier Release: May 19, 2017

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Alien: Covenant! Can’t be any worse than Prometheus, right? Right?! Well, we will all find out a bit earlier, given that the movie has been pushed-up to May 19, 2017.

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