‘The Flash’ movie is going to adapt that wild ass ‘Flashpoint’ storyline which rebooted the DC Comics universe

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I thought the wild ass DC mega event Flashpoint was pretty whatever, because I’m lukewarm at best on Geoff Johns But, the news that that the Flash movie is going to adapt said storyline? Equal parts bonkers, and impressive. So many questions. Like, are they already rebooting their cinematic universe? Phasing out Bat-Fleck? Or will it be a casual adaptation? Is it going to be GrimDark? I’m intrigued.

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‘Wonder Woman 2’ officially announced but where that Patty Jenkins confirmation tho

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We all fucking *knew* Wonder Woman 2 was going to be a thing, with the original crushing ass at the box office. What most of us herbs are wondering, though, is whether Patty Jenkins is going to be coming back for the sequel. So yeah, cool, neat confirmation. But, can we get her confirmed as onboard? Please?

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‘Iron Fist’ replaces showrunner with writer of ‘Elektra’ movie because let’s keep the joke rolling

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Regardless of what you think of it, Iron Fist is the rolling joke of the Netflix-Marvel merry marriage. In an attempt, I think, oh do I think, to fix the series, the showrunner of the first season has been replaced. Awesome! But. Wait. Replaced with the writer of 2005’s Elektra movie. Sweet Jesus Christ, this is amazing.

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‘Ready Player One’ Trailer: The Saccharine Novel Seems Surprisingly Dystopic In Its Adaptation

First trailer for Ready Player One is here! And! It’s…okay? Maybe it was my own reading of RPO, or maybe it’s just an early trailer, but the first look at the movie casts Cline’s source material in a far more dystopic, gritty light than I pictured when reading the novel. I definitely pictured a more bubbly, 1980s, Hughes-esque vibe. You know, a coming-of-age-with-positivity-despite-staggering-adversity type world.

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‘The Defenders’ Trailer: It Only Works If Both Sides Believe They’re The Good Guys

New Defenders trailer! I’m not going to watch it, because I’m on a crusade to keep projects I’m excited for fresh! That right, I said it, I’m excited for Defenders. Why not be, right? #Optimism. #Itwontlastprobably.

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‘Harley Quinn vs. Joker’ movie being developed, Hot Topic stock skyrockets after news

‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’ Season 3 Trailer: No Black Lion, no Voltron

Man, I can’t wait for Voltron‘s third season. So fucking hype. That’s, that’s it. I’m fucking sick, high on cough medicine, and really just want to take off my pants and melt into my couch. I’m out!

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Ben Affleck may already be done playing The Batman, which is completely fine

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Ben Affleck may *already* be done playing Batman, after finishing up Justice League. This is fine, completely fine. He’s adequate at best in the role, and he seems to fucking hate it. So, either way. Whatever.

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‘Shazam’ is the next DC movie to film, which excites three people, and I’m happy for them

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Man. Really, DC? Shazam is next? Speaks to the behind the scenes fucking chaos at Warner Brothers, right? I mean. Shazam. Not The Batman. Not The Flash. Goddamn Shazam. But, hey. Here’s hoping it’s good, and here’s hoping the aforementioned delayed projects end up kicking ass, thanks to the extra time they’ve been afforded.

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‘Doctor Doom’ movie being developed by ‘Fargo’ and ‘Legion’ showrunner Noah Hawley and I’m ready dude

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I’m fucking euphoric about any of Noah Hawley’s upcoming projects, flat out fucking euphoric. But there’s something particularly intriguing about the creator tackling Doctor Doom, and thereby reinvigorating the feces-flecked Fantastic Four movie property.

Let’s do this.

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