‘La La Land’ director bringing musical TV series to Netflix, also casts Jon Bernthal in his Neil Armstrong Biopic

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Here’s a twofer of recently dropped Damien Chazelle news, for those who frequent the Space-Ship Omega and haven’t heard. First up, dude got himself an eight-episode series on Netflix. Second up, dude cast Jon Bernthal in his upcoming Neil Armstrong movie. A fucking twofer!

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James Gunn bringing ‘Starsky and Hutch’ reboot no one is asking for to Amazon Prime

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Hey! James Gunn is bringing Starsky and Hutch back to life, and Amazon Prime is helping him out as CzarStreamingNecromancers. Not really sure who fucking wants this, and I’m tired of ZombiePopCulture in general. How about you folks?

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‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 4 Trailer: All Paths Are Coming Together

Here’s the second trailer for Star Wars Rebels‘ fourth season! I don’t watch the show, I know I should, but none the less the trailer entertained me.

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Andy Muschietti planning to direct ‘It’ sequel prior to making ‘Robotech’

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I’m pretty fucking torqued for It. Rendar’s surprised by my excitement, as I’ve sort of carved a niche for myself by kiddingly trolling Stephen King for years. But, I don’t know. Nostalgia plus a burgeoning love for horror has me excited. Apparently, apparently I’m not alone in my excitement. The movie is tracking very well, with a sequel almost all but guaranteed. A sequel which director Andy Muschietti intends on making prior to helming Robotech.

Nice.

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Weekend Open Bar: Ba De Ya – Dancing In September

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Oh, Oh, Oh! Dancing in September! Welcome to Weekend Open Bar! And it’s a uniquely special one, at least on the annual tip. It’s the first Weekend Open Bar of my favorite time of year. Mother. Fucking. Fall. Though not officially penetrating the calendar until later this month, this weekend begins a maelstrom of miscellany during the upcoming week which officially signals it for yours truly. So I’m lighting the autumn candles, slipping into a hoodie, and wanking it to rotting leaves, spectral forms populating our general psyche, gridiron collisions, and blockbuster games dropping.

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Ben Affleck not starring in ‘The Batman’ according to a new report. Round and round we friggin’ go

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Can we, just, like shit or get off the fucking Bat-Toilet at this point? Holy shit. Ben Affleck is yet again questionable to play Batman in his solo movie. This time the EchoChamber is reverberating about the possibility thanks to a report from the Hollywood Reporter.

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WB wants Leonardo DiCaprio for that Joker spin-off movie. I feel like I should feel something but I don’t

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WB wants Leonardo DiCaprio for that Joker spin-off movie they’re planning. The studio is planning to use DiCaprio’s friendship with BFF Martin Scorsese (who is producing the film) to land the White Whale. Is it gonna happen? Who the fuck knows. Would it be sort of dope? Sure. Am I as fatigued with superhero news as I am addicted to it? Especially DCU news? You fucking bet your ass.

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‘True Detective’ Season 3 officially happening with ‘Green Room’ director helming it. This rules

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Holy shit. Mahershala Ali starring in a third season of True Detective was enough to get me excited at the prospect of the show returning. But I’m officially losing my mind with excitement, now that the director of motherfucking Green Room is helming the season.

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Capcom is Re-Releasing ‘Street Fighter II’ on a SNES cartridge which may or may not catch fire. Fucking talk about YMMV, dude

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Capcom is really just slinging their testicles around with this one, friends. They aren’t just re-releasing Street Fighter 2 on a collectible cartridge for $100 (when you can buy it the original for like $8). No ma’am. They’re also casually letting it slip that, hey, it’s just a collectible and it may fucking catch on fire if you actually play it.

Bro, I’m fucking serious.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Drink It In, Man

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Drink it in, mannn! My existence! Drink in these views from the degenerated meat-halls through which I walk in the TangiVerse. After all these views I’m proffering are the very point of this weekly post, Desktop Thursdays. I didn’t hit you folks up last week, as I was in Nova Scotia throwing Nana’s urn into the marsh. It is a necessary Acadian tradition, through which you unleash a fallen Acadian Village Shaman’s corporeal form, so they may walk the Omniverse with their fellow brother and sister shamans.

So this week it’s a heavy dose of Nova Scotia action and of course, my stupid fucking dog and cats.

I beseech you to share looks into your own lives in the comments section. Or don’t, you dirty little voyeurs.

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