Han Solo movie called ‘Solo: A Star Wars’ story, a title as unimaginative as Lucasfilm themselves
Since the parting of its initial directors, I’ve regarded the Han Solo movie as an inoffensive fart done in a quiet room. At best, maybe an adequate, forgettable dish of vanilla ice cream. Well, said fart-ice cream has wrapped production finally, with a fart-ice cream title to match.
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‘Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus’ Launch Trailer: You Fascist Nazi Pigs!
This new trailer for Wolfenstein 2 goes fucking hard, dude. On action, on swearing, on spreading ass all over, to quote the trailer, fascist Nazi pigs.
Can’t wait.
Tom Hardy’s ‘Venom’ movie adding ‘Veep’ actor Reid Scott to the already stacked as fuck cast
Tom Hardy’s Venom movie has added veteran Veep actor Reid Scott to its cast. Fucking dope, dude.
‘Black Panther’ Trailer: All Hail The King
How is this movie even fucking real, dude? I cannot wait.
‘Dragon Age’ creative director has left BioWare. The hinges on the company’s exit door gotta be tired
Dragon Age‘s creative director has left BioWare. It feels like just the more recent of a seemingly endless exodus from the company. But, like, don’t despair or something. Casey Hudson has returned to the company, after all.
‘Wonder Woman 2’ is going to be filming in Summer 2018. The comic book banality engine must churn forever
Hey, I enjoyed Wonder Woman. It was a fun enough comic book movie, and it was particularly noteworthy because it was a female directed and female starring comic book movie. But even with a healthy appreciation for the movie though, and comic book movies in general, man. They’re really going to be coming until the heat death of the universe, huh? We infantile, permanent-adolescents are going to choke on these things until we choke our last breath, huh?
Aiight, I’m in.
Listen: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross drop a remix of Carpenter’s classic ‘Halloween’ theme
Fuck to the yeah! I’ve actually been way into Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’ Girl With The Dragon Tattoo score lately. So with them on my dome-piece, I’m down with their remix of the classic Halloween theme.
Weekend Open Bar: The Horizon Smelled Like Pleasant Lies
Man. If you only knew how much time I burned through looking for a header image for this post. If you only knew how much time I burned through trying to come up with a title for this post. But here I am, folks. Opening up the Weekend Open Bar for one and all.
Now. I’m covered in sweat, lowered in the couch, delayed in showering before this evening’s activities.
Later. I’ll be covering myself in crumbs, lowering myself in the couch, consuming media with Bateman.
You. What are you doing tonight? Saturday? This weekend? What are you playing? Eating? Watching? Reading? Contemplating?
Somehow. It’s time for yet another Weekend Open Bar.
Views From The Space-Ship: autumn arrives on austere winds
It’s finally kind of, sort of, autumn here in the Northeastern arm of the Empire. The wind has gotten crispy, the leaves have gotten crispy, the heaters have gotten crispy. I’m excited! Stoked, even. I must, however, I must not glance at the weather for the upcoming week. For I shall see, I know I shall see, yet another spike in the temperature.
I’m tired of sweating, dudes. I’m tired of my balls smelling like a Dagobah swamp, dudes. Ready for the death of it all, ready to pray to the Ones That Don’t Exist that I get to witness the rebirth of it all.
But that’s neither here nor there. Or, wait, is it actually both Here and There?
Anyways, anyways, blah blah blah. This is Desktop Thursdays. A look into the life of yours truly, GarbageLord and Steward of the Space-Ship Omega. I hope you’ll share your own life in the comments section.
‘The New Mutants’ Trailer: All Of You (Muties) Are Dangerous
Man, I actually really enjoyed this trailer for The New Mutants. I’m not saying it is fantastic or anything (look at how defensive I’m being), but an X-Men movie gone teen horror appeals to me.
