‘Star Wars’ movies planned for next 10 years, confirms Kathleen Kennedy. Sterilize the people this news surprises
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Ron Howard reshot nearly all of the ‘Han Solo’ movie. So, here’s me giving no fucks about it
Man. There was trepidation in my balls when it was announced that Ron Howard was replacing Lord and Miller on the Han Solo movie. Now, I’m pretty much checked out on the entire fucking enterprise. I mean, Howard nearly reshot all of it? Here’s to overwhelming vanilla banality and weepy sentiment. His two favorites.
‘Ghost Of Tsushima’ Trailer: Sucker Punch Goes Stealthy Samurai
Sucker Punch has dropped a trailer for their next game, Ghost Of Tsushima, and the shit looks hype. The company has never been up there with Naughty Dog or Bethesda for me. However, I’ll be good goddamned if they don’t consistently churn out enjoyable titles.
‘PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds’ dropping on Xbox One on December 12th. Winner, Winner et cetera
PUBG, arguably the most popular game in the world right now, is coming to Xbox One this December. Meanwhile, the title isn’t dated at all on the PlayStation 4. I can’t imagine anyone arguing that the XB1 has near the exclusives that the PS4 does, but this is a considerable gain.
Monday Morning Commute: a canopy of lights and leeches
It seems that Monday Morning Commute dropping on Tuesdays is going to be status quo for this semester’s installments. For that, I apologize. For that, I fall upon a rusty sword forged from old Diet Dew cans and crunchy socks filled with old spillings of my proto-children. If you’re wondering how that’s any different than when I fall upon my futon to do some nightly reading, I can only say this. Touché.
Nintendo expecting Switch to outsell the Wii U in only a fucking year
The Nintendo Switch is selling like goddamn gangbusters. You already know that, don’t you? You’re also not surprised, since Nintendo dropped two of the best games in years on the console in the same year. But, do you understand just how fucking well it is selling? Here’s some context.
‘The Last of Us 2’ Trailer: In Case You Forgot How Brutal The Original Was, Here You Go
New The Last of Us Part II trailer dropped yesterday, and, well. You’ve probably already seen it, given that I’m posting this mad late. But if you haven’t? Steel yourself. It’s as brutal as the original game, maybe even more so given that the violence is out of context.
‘The Flash’ standalone movie depending on success of ‘Justice League’ so good luck with that
I know it may actually sound fairly optimistic for me, but I have no idea how good Justice league will be. This is optimistic for me, since I was calling it a certifiable turd bouquet nine months ago. But, then Joss Whedon took over. Is the movie going to be good? No fucking idea. But the Flash movie apparently really hopes so.
‘Shazam’ movie casts Zachary Levi in lead role. This is so dumb, but worse things have worked
Zachary Levi has been cast as Shazam, and I ain’t thrilled. Ain’t got time for the dude. For better worse. Eminently punchable face. Loosely and unfairly reminds me of that other dicklord fraud, Chris Hardwick. But with that emotional, poorly constructed diatribe at out of the way, I’ll tell you this. Seemingly worse casting decisions have worked out. Here’s hoping.
