AVENGERS: ENDGAME is currently THREE-HOURS LONG. This ain’t enough. GIVE ME SIX.
You nerds can love your bloated Return of the King. Me? I’m ready to love an insanely long coda to the first ten years of Marvel Studios movies. Three fucking hours? Give me six.
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‘Deadpool’ will still be Rated-R according to Disney. Rejoice, fans of easy dick jokes and annoying references!
I really liked Deadpool, despite my initial trepidation. That said, I found its sequel to confirm the fears I had for the first. So, I was never really worried about Disney taking away the series’ mature rating, because I wanted them to take creative control away from Reynolds. Alas. What the fuck can you do. Here’s to another movie of Family Guy-levels of lame pop culture references and the word “cock” used copiously.
Maybe: The ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ title has leaked. Let the speculation begin!
Yeah, I don’t know. This is a nothing post, based off of rumor! But, I think the leak is probably real. And, I like speculating about one of my favorite things in the known Cosmos: Star Wars. I’m posting this shit after the jump, in case you don’t want it spoiled.
Taika Waititi wants to direct another Marvel movie. Let’s fucking GO, Feige. Get this done!
Taika Waititi is responsible for, at the very least, a Top Three movie in Marvel Studios’ catalog. So, him wanting to do another movie for the company? Has me fully torqued.
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Edgar Wright’s horror-thriller has the official title ‘Last Night in Soho’ and it’s starring Anya Taylor-Joy
Hell yeah, more news about Edgar Wright’s next flick! It’s titled Last Night in Soho, and it’s got itself a legitimately rising star.
‘Us’ Trailer: Jordan Peele’s next work gets a Super Bowl tease
I’m not watching a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g related to Jordan Peele’s next movie. Wanna keep it secret. Wanna keep it safe. But, if you’re so inclined, here’s a new trailer that dropped during the Super Bowl yesterday.
(Actually, it dropped before it played during the Super Bowl, I know, so don’t fucking come at me, pedants.)
Rumor: PlayStation 5 to have backwards compatibility according to leaked patent. Goddamn fuck yes about time!
Man, sometimes, all I want to do is play a dope-ass PlayStation 3 game on my PS4. But, I fucking can’t! No backwards compatibility. However, my dream may come true next generation.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ Super Bowl Trailer: The Squad Gets Ready For Round 2!
Man, I can’t wait for this fucking movie.
