Pentagon has a laser that can identify people by their heartbeat. Yeah, dude. What could possibly go wrong?!
Oh golly gee, whatever could go fucking wrong with this? The Pentagon has a laser that can identify people by their fucking heartbeat.
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NASA chooses Saturn’s moon Titan as its next destination. Gimme a cosmic hell yeah, comrades!
Oh fuck yeah, fellas! NASA is going to Saturn’s moon Titan. It ain’t exactly a settlement on Mars, but, fuck it, I’ll take it.
Paul Rudd joins the new ‘Ghostbusters’ movie. Guys, it’s okay, we can be torqued for this movie
Man, I was already stoked for the new Ghostbusters movie. And that was before it added mofuckin’ Paul Rudd.
Salma Hayek may be joining Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ and this cast is absolutely fucking stacked
Salma Hayek is probably joining the cast of Marvel’s The Eternals. Which is already a completely fucking cast, good grief.
Streaming tonight, you son of a bitch! 10 PM Eastern! Join us!
Playing Katana Zero. Talking about aliens! And butt play, maybe! I don’t know! Still, join us!
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Nintendo Switch outsold PlayStation and Xbox in May. This makes sense, them consoles fucking oldddd
The Nintendo Switch is still absolutely fucking beasting, friends. Meanwhile, the current iterations of the PlayStation and Xbox are starting to flag behind in monthly sales. But, this makes sense. The Nintendo Switch dropped two years ago, while the other two are closing in on six years old. Still, it’s an interesting time in the console wars, no?
Japan is sending a rover to the Martian moons Phobos and Deimos. I’m so fucking hype about this!
Japan is sending a rover to a couple of Martian moons. And, well? This is all good news, since climate reports this week have pegged Earth as somewhere between “Absolutely fucked” and “Pretty much fucked.” I’m ready to be a Belter, ala The Expanse. Let’s go!
‘Bill and Ted 3’ casts ‘Barry’ co-star Anthony Carrigan as its villain. Hell yes.
In absolute fucking perfect casting news, Bill & Ted Face the Music has added Anthony Carrigan as its villain. If you’re not familiar with the actor? It’s because you’re a scrub ass who doesn’t watch Barry, where he rules. Up your fucking game. Figure it out.
A ‘Spider-Man’ comic miniseries is coming from J.J. Abrams and his son. Yeah, his son. Insufferable times two.
Nothing like a nice, young-ass shit head getting a break into comics because of his fucking insufferable dad. Just look at that fucking smug face.
Kevin Feige confirms he wants Keanu Reeves for a Marvel movie. The only question is, what role?
This week, Kevin Feige confirmed the most glorious of news. Dude wants Keanu Reeves in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The only wrinkle? Finding him the right role. Keep Reading »
