‘Wonder Woman’ TV Show Is Dead, Go Figure!
Go fucking figure! The abortion known as the ‘Wonder Woman’ pilot has been officially axed. It makes sense considering there wasn’t a day of filming that wasn’t ridiculed and smash-fucked by the fanboys all over the internet. Like me!
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Massive Amount Of ‘Modern Warfare 3’ Details Leaked.
You have to hand it to Kotaku, they’re riding the Modern Warfare 3 tip hard. Deep and hard! They’ve gathered up an obscene amount of details from various sources, no doubt working deep undercover. Which means uh, typing emails and talking to people or the such.
We’ll all get to experience it on November 8, the title’s release date.
Hit the jump for details and images.
Batman Gets His Ass Laid Out On The Vegas Strip. Oh, Culture.
Oh, Batman. Every once in a while you take the death of your parents all too hard. You drink the night away, set the Bat-Plane to Las Vegas, and wake up in a puddle of your own vomit and coke-nose-snot-blood. That clearly has to be what is behind this video. Or, you’re some creepy dude dressed up in a Batman suit who fucked with the wrong dude in the sunbaked desert clime of Vegas, and suffered a debilitating fucking suplex of power and horror.
Hit the jump to watch Batman get fucking owned.
Restored ‘Trip To The Moon’ by Méliès To Debut At Cannes. Awesome.
A restored cut of ‘Trip To The Moon’ is making its own trip to the the Cannes film festival this year. My only lament? They’re stripping it of its silent film glory with some fucking soundtrack.
Check Out Diablo III’s Enchantress, Templar, and Scoundrel!
It’s almost as though Blizzard has heard my fucking prayers. A couple of days after lamenting my boredom with WoW, my anxiety with SW:TOR, and my desire for Diablo III, the motherfuckers have dropped this video on my lap. Check out the enchantress, templar, and scoundrel. They ain’t new classes, no sir. They’re the Diablo III equivalent of its predecessor’s mercenary.
Fucking rock.
Hit the jump to check out the video.
Square Enix Suffered ‘Extraordinary Losses’ The Last Fiscal Year.
And a thousand thunders uttered the words “Square Enix lost a fucking shitload of money last year!” Can you imagine how loud that shit is? Anyways, Square Enix has sent out a revised forecast for the fiscal results from last year, and they’re total raw ass.
‘X-Men: First Class’ Clip Features Shapeshifting And Nuclear Tension.
One of the things I really haven’t contemplated but am now excited by is the fact that X-Men: First Class takes place during the Cold War. Fucking dope, yo! As somewhat of a Cold War obsessive, I love how everything in this clip is predicated around the concept of espionage and nuclear tension. Oh, and hot ass blue chicks transforming.
Win, win, win!
Cat’s Eye Nebula Purrs With Sexiness. And Terrible Puns.
Badass Japanese SONG OF ICE AND FIRE Book Covers
The U.S. mass-market paperback copies of George R.R. Martin’s “Song of Ice and Fire” series are seriously lame. My copy of book two, “A Clash of Kings,” is a generic crown on a solid purple background. No effort. No direwolves. Just bore-ing sigils.
Publishers in Japan know what’s up. They know Martin’s epic series warrants equally epic covers. Here’s a gallery of select editions in all their illustrated beauty. Check out how wicked Tyrion looks on these bitches. (via)
DEFEAT. 032 – Postscript Three
[DEFEAT. is Rendar Frankenstein’s truest attempt at fiction. Presented in weekly episodes, the novella tells the tale of Daryl Millar – a hero who dies at the intersection of pop culture, science-fiction, war epic, and fantasy]
I woke up gagging on the thick air of history. I then proceeded to spew blood all over my shoes. I never knew my stomach could hold so much of the vital fluid.
Then again, I guess it couldn’t.
I’d always hoped that the journey would be pleasant. Some sort of transcendent joyride in which I’d be bathed in bliss. It was an appealing prospect, the idea that by attaining my most desired aspiration I’d also be stumbling into a world of spiritual enlightenment.
During my preliminary research, I even spent quite a bit of time investigating the potential ramifications. Of Nirvana via science. But this was just another dead-end that I’d come across during my explorations. And I should have seen it as such.
Just think about the fragility of the human body. Even the most finely tuned and well-kept of our bodies are still laughably feeble. Take one of these bodies and put it in a relatively low-speed car crash. The potential for serious injury while traveling thirty miles per hour in an automobile is astronomical. Even in the safest of automobiles. Even buckled up.
Now imagine the potential for injury while traveling thirty years per hour.
