Star Wars-Themed Van For Sale On eBay. Shaggin’ Wagon Skywalker Style.
Oh Lord the shit I would spend my money on if I had a ridiculous disposable income. I can’t think (at least in this ill-formed moment) of anything more I want than this heinous Star Wars van, and it could be mine. If I had the cheddar.
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Frank Darabont Tells About His Canned ‘Walking Dead’ Season 2 Opener. I Miss You, Frankie.
Frank Darabont has revealed what he would have done for his second season Walking Dead opener. In doing so, he has totally undermined my idea that him leaving wasn’t a big deal. I admit I’m wrong, okay! Fuck! It’s okay, it’s cathartic for me.
‘Avatar 2’ May Already Be Delayed? I See You, James Cameron!
Go ahead and search the OL backlogs. I was one of those rubes duped by the shiny gadgets and nonsense of Avatar. Then I saw it again, was horrified, and puked throughout the years as the 3D nightmare ensued. Avatar 2 is delayed? Fucking good.
AMC Making ‘GoodFellas’ TV Series. Yet, Rubicon Died.
Invariably, everything that AMC does from here on out that pisses me off is going to be contrasted with their decision to let Rubicon die. Walking Dead sucks!, Rubicon died. The Killing sucks!, Rubicon died. They’re making a fucking GoodFellas TV show!…Rubicon died.
Sony Isn’t Planning To Announce PlayStation 4 At E3. My Wallet Sighs In Relief.
Ready for a PlayStation 4? Well hold on, yo! You’re going to have to wait a bit longer for your mega-polygonal-joy-boost gaming experience. Sony has announced at CES that they ain’t going to be showing their new fantasti-machine at this year’s Electronic E-Something Expo.
Variant Covers: It Ain’t Wrong If The Vegetable Loves You Back.
There are comic books coming out tomorrow, which can mean only one thing. Actually, it can mean a lot of things. The you factor into the geek wet dream of a Multiverse and it can mean…literally an infinite amount of things. One!, one of the things it means is that I’m here. In front of Microsoft Word. I am charged with bringing you the list of comic books I’m looking forward to this fine Wednesday. It’s a small charge, one I am capable of answering. My fat brain is filled with too many capes, not enough indies. A smattering of quasi-smaller publishings by actually relatively large companies like Image and Dark Horse.
Whatever the case, whatever the case. My taste is poor, I’m sure yours is better. So when I’m done mash-mash-mashing away on the keyboard and you have engaged in ultimate altruism and answered the bell by reading this mess, I implore you: share the comics you’re buying this week. Share them right up.
Cosplay: ‘Final Fantasy X’ Bahamut Cosplay Is Out of Control Gorgeous.
Bethesda Settles ‘Fallout’ Lawsuit. They Own The Entire Wasteland.
Praise whatever Myth you dig, Bethesda has settled the lawsuit between Interplay and themselves over the rights to Fallout. The glory! The glory! There shant be a Fallout MMO designed by Interplay.
Estimates: Marvel Edges Out DC For Top Spot. Take That, New 52!
According to wonderful scientific estimates churned out by eggheads in wunder-laboratories, Marvel regained the top spot in December comic sales. Thankfully!, thankfully without Avengers X-Sanctioned taking the top spot. ‘Cause that comic fucking sucked.
Teaser: ‘Eastbound & Down’ Season 3. I’m F**King In.
I’m stoked for the third and final season of Eastbound & Down. While it’s a bummer that our time with Kenny (Josh Beckett) Powers is coming to an end, I like the idea of them riding off into the sunset before the schtick wears too thin.
