Suicide Threats At Xbox 360 Plant? E’gads.
Suicide is a big problem at product plants around the world. Our shiny iPhones get produced for us, commodified, and we seldom stop to contemplate the shiznit that goes into making them! Alas. Things are getting serious at a Microsoft plant, with mass threats of suicide.
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Video: Walter Sobchak, The Last Hero. A Metal Tribute.
I’m…really, really obsessed with The Big Lebowski. An obsession that was laying dormant until recently, when I watched it twice in a week. Since then, I’ve been walking around quoting it to myself and anyone near me. While trying to YouTube a clip of Walter last evening I came across this. A metal tribute to Walter, which I find far far far funnier than it actually should be.
Indulge me.
Game Designer Sentenced To Death In Iran For Spying.
There’s a game designer sentenced to death in Iran for allegedly working with the CIA. Amir Mirza Hekmati is accused of spreading propaganda with his games, as well as spying.
Video: Contra x Paperboy Mash-Up! ‘Cause No One Respects Your Route.
The mash-up that everyone didn’t clamor for, but I’m glad arrived. The motherfuckin’ Contra take to the streets of Paperboy to hold shit down.
Monday Morning Commute: To The Red F**king Planet With Fury and Glee.
What’s up Star Children? How the fuck are you doing this evening? Rendar threw the Symbol Omega into the sky and asked me to take custody of this steed for this week’s installment. I have a goddamn stomach ache, and I think it’s because its the first day in a week I haven’t gorged on some sort of confectionery nonsense. (Though to be fair our own Eduardo Pluto somehow tricked me into eating an entire fucking box of Runts but that’s neither here nor there.)
Fuck! Fucking fuck. Where was I? Oh yeah! This is MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE, the column where everyone throws down their sorrows and lists the distractions and distinctions that is keeping us all from killing ourselves amid the capitalism torture-grind-rack-thing.
Working Title For ‘Star Wars’ Live Action TV Show and More Details. Enter Who Dare.
Dick heads! Fanboys and fangirls! Gather around and brace yourself for some deets regarding the Star Wars live action television show.
Mike Patton Scoring Ryan Gosling Movie, ‘The Place Beyond The Pines’. Dude-Crush Gland ‘Splode.
Mike Patton is scoring a Ryan Gosling flick. This is going to push me into full, stark-raving dude-crush bliss. There’s a God, he knows who I am gay for, and he is pushing them together for my glory.
Brian K. Vaughan Returns To Comics With ‘Saga’. Glory Be.
Brian K. Vaughan is returning to comics, and he’s bringing the gorgeous artwork of Fiona Staples along with him. It’s been too long Vaughan, too long indeed!
Video: Darth Vader Hangin’ Out In Women’s Rest Rooms
Listen!, are you really surprised that Darth Vader is doing Korean commercials? Do you have any idea how shitty government pay is? Especially when it’s the Emperor who decides raises? Dude has to make some cash on the side.
Sony Will Make ‘The Girl Who Played With Fire, Fincher Probably Not.
Sony is going ahead with the sequel to The Girl With Generic Ideas of Female Empowerment, and they’ll be marching on even if David Fincher isn’t going to helm the son of a bitch.
