Jet Set Radio HD Is REAL, Gets A TRAILER. Nostalgia Swoon
Oh fuck my tits get hard when thinking about my Dreamcast. What a fucking system. I’m not even stunting. One of the true glories of the system was Jet Set Radio. Christ, I haven’t thought of that game in a serious minute. Anyways, it’s coming to XBLA and PSN this summer in tuned-up HD swagger.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ TRAILER and INFO: Revolutionary (War)! Puns!
Tharr we be. We’ve got an official trailer for Assassin’s Creed III as well as some information to go along with it.
ANONYMOUS Members Tricked Into Installing Malware. Whoops
Anonymous. Take down a lot of giants by the ankles. Biting and pinching and fighting unfairly. Even the gnats take one off the chin every once in a while, though. The security wizards at Symantec think the legion may have gotten themselves hacked up during a January DDoS attack.
Mari0 Is Friggin’ Here. Fan-Made Mario x Portal Mash-Up Is Real. Playable.
Mari0. No longer just a video, the fan-made mash-up is playable. The glory! The horror. The glory!
Hit the jump for a teaser trailer and download link.
Joel Kinnaman Is Official ‘RoboCop’, Are You Pumped?!
The RoboCop reboot is here, and in confirmation of early reports, Joel Kinnaman is going to play the steel-plated piece of crime-blasting shit.
FABLE: HEROES Turns RPG Series Into Brawler. Looks 10x Better
No one really gives a fuck about the Fable franchise besides Peter Molyneux. Don’t lie. You don’t. You don’t. It’s tepid at best. Filler at its least threatening. However in a week of leaks, Xbox.com has let forth info on Fable: Heroes early. First impressions? It’s an arcadey co-op brawler. It looks awesome.
Hit the jump for images.
‘HALO 4’ Explosion INFO and VIDEO Upside Your Head
Happy Monday, Omegalytes. Want some Halo 4 info-time? Video, pics, and more?
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Superman To Be All Sad And Deadly On “Earth 2′, Rock On Dude
I don’t really vibe with Grant Morrison’s relaunched Superman. I know, heresy. In fact, I’ve gone so far as to drop Action Comics. From what editor Pat McCallum and writer James Robinson are spittin’ though, I may be able to get into the Earth 2 version of Last Son.
Rumor: Is This The Controller For Valve’s CONSOLE? Mayhaps!
Hey. Hey you. Internet person. You want to check out what may be the controller for Valve’s wunder-console? Which isn’t even itself confirmed yet?
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‘Star Wars’ Artist Ralph McQuarrie Has Died at 82. F**king Legend.
Ralph McQuarrie has passed away. Son of a bitch, that mortality. If you know Star Wars, then you’ve loved on his designs for the universe. Lucas himself has penned a eulogy. Hit the jump to check it out.













