Jet Set Radio HD Is REAL, Gets A TRAILER. Nostalgia Swoon

Oh fuck my tits get hard when thinking about my Dreamcast. What a fucking system. I’m not even stunting. One of the true glories of the system was Jet Set Radio. Christ, I haven’t thought of that game in a serious minute. Anyways, it’s coming to XBLA and PSN this summer in tuned-up HD swagger.

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‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ TRAILER and INFO: Revolutionary (War)! Puns!

Tharr we be. We’ve got an official trailer for Assassin’s Creed III  as well as some information to go along with it.

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ANONYMOUS Members Tricked Into Installing Malware. Whoops

Anonymous. Take down a lot of giants by the ankles. Biting and pinching and fighting unfairly. Even the gnats take one off the chin every once in a while, though. The security wizards at Symantec think the legion may have gotten themselves hacked up during a January DDoS attack.

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Mari0 Is Friggin’ Here. Fan-Made Mario x Portal Mash-Up Is Real. Playable.

Mari0. No longer just a video, the fan-made mash-up is playable. The glory! The horror. The glory!

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Joel Kinnaman Is Official ‘RoboCop’, Are You Pumped?!

The RoboCop  reboot is here, and in confirmation of early reports, Joel Kinnaman is going to play the steel-plated piece of crime-blasting shit.

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FABLE: HEROES Turns RPG Series Into Brawler. Looks 10x Better

No one really gives a fuck about the Fable  franchise besides  Peter Molyneux. Don’t lie. You don’t. You don’t. It’s tepid at best. Filler at its least threatening. However in a week of leaks, Xbox.com has let forth info on  Fable: Heroes  early. First impressions? It’s an arcadey co-op brawler. It looks awesome.

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‘HALO 4’ Explosion INFO and VIDEO Upside Your Head

Happy Monday, Omegalytes. Want some Halo 4  info-time? Video, pics, and more?

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Superman To Be All Sad And Deadly On “Earth 2′, Rock On Dude

I don’t really vibe with Grant Morrison’s relaunched Superman. I know, heresy. In fact, I’ve gone so far as to drop Action Comics. From what editor  Pat McCallum and writer  James Robinson are spittin’ though, I may be able to get into the Earth 2 version of Last Son.

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Rumor: Is This The Controller For Valve’s CONSOLE? Mayhaps!

Hey. Hey you. Internet person. You want to check out what may be the controller for Valve’s wunder-console? Which isn’t even itself confirmed yet?

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‘Star Wars’ Artist Ralph McQuarrie Has Died at 82. F**king Legend.

Ralph McQuarrie has passed away. Son of a bitch, that mortality. If you know Star Wars, then you’ve loved on his designs for the universe. Lucas himself has penned a eulogy. Hit the jump to check it out.

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