Rumor: Valve is really making a CONSOLE? Dear lord, my wallet.
Here’s a bananas one. There’s mutterings picking up about a Valve console. Yeah, brah. Completionists like me are eyeballing another console they have to buy or the voices in their head will tell mother about the sticky furred stuffed animals behind the couch. Wait, what? Anyways, it may be real. But it won’t be like a console as generally thought.
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Jonathan Hickman LEAVING ‘Fantastic Four’, S’all Good. Dude Dominated.
Johnny Hickman is leaving me. Straight-up leaving Ultimate Comics Ultimates Time soon (though giving way to Sam fucking Humphries) and now he’s also announced that he’s leaving Fantastic Four.
Frankenweenie Gets An OFFICIAL TRAILER: Or, I Still Don’t Care About Burton/Depp.
There was a lot of hubbub about the release of a trailer for yet another Burton/Depp collaboration, Frankenweenie. I didn’t cover it, because frankly I don’t give a fuck about Depp/Burton collaborations anymore. Then I thought, what if the denizens of OL do care? So here it is. In case you haven’t seen it yet. Yay! Burton! Depp! Quirky! Wee!
Video: BLINDFOLDED Dude Solves Rubik’s Cube In 28 Seconds. Angels Among Us.
I can’t solve a Rubik’s Cube. I can gun it off the wall at a moderately impressive velocity and then string together a line of obscenities guaranteed to make you blush. This dude right here can solve one in 28 seconds. Blindfolded.
Hit the jump to watch the maestro.
Cosplay: Official Lilith from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ is…Weak knees yo.
Glory be. Even though this is the official model for Lilith from Borderlands 2, I’m pretty sure it’s worth posting. Cause, well. Just take a damn look.
Today, Philip K. Dick Is 30 Years Gone. Moment Of Hallucinatory Silence.
Visionary Philip K. Dick passed away 30 years-ago today. Even though I’ve come to the good sir just very recently in his written works, I have been submerged in his movie adaptations and the concepts he pushed forward for a good long time.
New ‘Avengers’ Images Got Maria Hill Overseeing The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. Lovin’ It
Cobie Smulders is goddamn perfect casting for Maria Hill in the Avengers flick, and I use the following images to corroborate my claim.
Hit the jump to see how right I am.
Video: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Intro Remade With Action Figures, April’s Still Hot.
This is something worth of exploration. Whatever that means. The entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into remade with action figures. It seems fitting, since, you know, the entire show was predicated on lining us up youngins in the toy stores to buy the swag.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Rumor: ‘Assassin’s Creed III’ Screens Leak. When It Leaks, It Pours?
Golly me, Ubisoft seems utterly incapable of keeping anything about Assassin’s Creed III from leaking into the bandwidth-pipes. I suppose its a sign of the times. Latest batch of burped-up unintentionality? Some screens. They’re not confirmed, but c’mon.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Press Start!: The Dude Who Hacked My Xbox Can Choke On Unicorn Puke
Pow! Welcome to the sporadic and unfortunately not really weekly anymore column Press Start! Within these confines we talk about what the haps are in the world of gaming on a given week. No column is complete without a lazy conceit, so we’re rocking a Top 5 list. Per usual, my list is based solely on personal preference, and reflects only my poor taste. Do my dumb ass a solid and spout off in the comments section about what caught your fancy these past seven days.
Let’s boogie. Woogie.
