McFarlane Paying Gaiman $382,000 In ‘Spawn’ Settlement, Who Really Wins? Charity.
Remember when Toddy McFarlane said to Robert Kirkman, “they only sue when there’s money” and we all had a good laugh at his reductionist tendencies? Oh, good times. ‘Cause it really doesn’t mean there can’t be money and just cause or whatever. Such was the case in the Gaiman vs McFarlane court battle, where Gaiman ended up winning. A considerable amount of money, that he is going to donate to charity.
‘Mass Effect 3’ OFFICIAL LAUNCH TRAILER: Holy F**k It’s Almost Here.
Holy frosting-covered tits, the official launch trailer for Mass Effect 3 has dropped. The game is close. So fucking close. My balls hurt just thinking about it.
Hit the jump and moan with me!
THIS WEEK ON Justified: The Man Behind the Curtain
Arlo is going batshit insane. At least I think that’s the clinical term. In case you’re wondering where his crazy behavior is coming from, rewatch the first episode. Helen makes mention to how Arlo is sick and bi-polar. Well, with Helen no longer around to ensure he takes his meds, Arlo is just going to get crazier and crazier.
24-Hour Cupcake-Dispending ATM In Beverly Hills. Rich F**ks Got It All, Man.
Holy shit-tits, this is the bizness. (Disregard that entire sentence. It’s the entire bag of Jelly Belly sugar slowly metabolizing in my caffeine-guts.) There exists, in a promise land, a 24-hour cupcake-dispensing ATM. Mine eyes and shit. Mine eyes.
Video: New ‘HUNGER GAMES Clip, Katniss Is A Saucy Archer.
New clip from the Hunger Games, zomg. It’s a a memorable scene for those of us who have caught it. Nothing too spoilery, watch it with me.
The Weinstein Company Digital Label Picks Up ‘Only God Forgives’, Next Movie From ‘Drive’ Team of Gosling and Refn.
Drive. You know, *that* movie. Made the ladies swoon and the dudes wish they could smolder. Actually, it also made the dudes swoon and the ladies smolder. Pretty much everyone who saw it that I’ve came across totally rubbed their groins against the back of a chair after seeing it. Anyways! Fucking anyways. Drive‘s tandem of director Nicolas Winding Refn and actor Ryan Gosling are making a new flick together, and it was dropped by FilmDistrict, the distributor of the Drive. No fucking worries.
NASA Lost A Laptop With Unencrypted Space Station Codes. Cold War Heats Up!
Don’t pay any attention to the last half of the headline. It’s just my Cold War-obsessed brain making something more interesting out of the fact that NASA has exercised their rocket scientist brilliance by losing a laptop. Chock full of unencrypted space station secret info stuff.
Things.
Hitch and Ross Market ‘America’s Got Powers’ As ‘Twice As Much As Marvel For $1 Less’
Bryan Hitch left Marvel after a solid decade, and now he’s taking swings at the old joint. Marketing up his new creator-owned with Jonathan Ross, the two of them are promising it’ll have way more wiz-bang for way less wiz-buck.
THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down – Chapter 15

The latest Eastbound drop was a disappointment to EB&D loyalist, who have such lofty expectations for the final season, that anything less perfection each Sunday night is enough to sour their entire following work week. The more fickle fans have already thrown in the towel, but my position continues to be one of moderation, and hope for a brighter future. So let us all hold hands in quiet prayer as we delve into the gritty details of Chapter 15…the good, the bad, and the ugly.
4am INSANITY
Its 4am. I have no idea why I’m still awake. As I slowly put my head to the pillow an email arrives. Its marked urgent. It reads:












