Video: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Intro Remade With Action Figures, April’s Still Hot.
This is something worth of exploration. Whatever that means. The entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into remade with action figures. It seems fitting, since, you know, the entire show was predicated on lining us up youngins in the toy stores to buy the swag.
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Rumor: ‘Assassin’s Creed III’ Screens Leak. When It Leaks, It Pours?
Golly me, Ubisoft seems utterly incapable of keeping anything about Assassin’s Creed III from leaking into the bandwidth-pipes. I suppose its a sign of the times. Latest batch of burped-up unintentionality? Some screens. They’re not confirmed, but c’mon.
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Press Start!: The Dude Who Hacked My Xbox Can Choke On Unicorn Puke
Pow! Welcome to the sporadic and unfortunately not really weekly anymore column Press Start! Within these confines we talk about what the haps are in the world of gaming on a given week. No column is complete without a lazy conceit, so we’re rocking a Top 5 list. Per usual, my list is based solely on personal preference, and reflects only my poor taste. Do my dumb ass a solid and spout off in the comments section about what caught your fancy these past seven days.
Let’s boogie. Woogie.
McFarlane Paying Gaiman $382,000 In ‘Spawn’ Settlement, Who Really Wins? Charity.
Remember when Toddy McFarlane said to Robert Kirkman, “they only sue when there’s money” and we all had a good laugh at his reductionist tendencies? Oh, good times. ‘Cause it really doesn’t mean there can’t be money and just cause or whatever. Such was the case in the Gaiman vs McFarlane court battle, where Gaiman ended up winning. A considerable amount of money, that he is going to donate to charity.
‘Mass Effect 3’ OFFICIAL LAUNCH TRAILER: Holy F**k It’s Almost Here.
Holy frosting-covered tits, the official launch trailer for Mass Effect 3 has dropped. The game is close. So fucking close. My balls hurt just thinking about it.
Hit the jump and moan with me!
THIS WEEK ON Justified: The Man Behind the Curtain
Arlo is going batshit insane. At least I think that’s the clinical term. In case you’re wondering where his crazy behavior is coming from, rewatch the first episode. Helen makes mention to how Arlo is sick and bi-polar. Well, with Helen no longer around to ensure he takes his meds, Arlo is just going to get crazier and crazier.
24-Hour Cupcake-Dispending ATM In Beverly Hills. Rich F**ks Got It All, Man.
Holy shit-tits, this is the bizness. (Disregard that entire sentence. It’s the entire bag of Jelly Belly sugar slowly metabolizing in my caffeine-guts.) There exists, in a promise land, a 24-hour cupcake-dispensing ATM. Mine eyes and shit. Mine eyes.
Video: New ‘HUNGER GAMES Clip, Katniss Is A Saucy Archer.
New clip from the Hunger Games, zomg. It’s a a memorable scene for those of us who have caught it. Nothing too spoilery, watch it with me.
The Weinstein Company Digital Label Picks Up ‘Only God Forgives’, Next Movie From ‘Drive’ Team of Gosling and Refn.
Drive. You know, *that* movie. Made the ladies swoon and the dudes wish they could smolder. Actually, it also made the dudes swoon and the ladies smolder. Pretty much everyone who saw it that I’ve came across totally rubbed their groins against the back of a chair after seeing it. Anyways! Fucking anyways. Drive‘s tandem of director Nicolas Winding Refn and actor Ryan Gosling are making a new flick together, and it was dropped by FilmDistrict, the distributor of the Drive. No fucking worries.
NASA Lost A Laptop With Unencrypted Space Station Codes. Cold War Heats Up!
Don’t pay any attention to the last half of the headline. It’s just my Cold War-obsessed brain making something more interesting out of the fact that NASA has exercised their rocket scientist brilliance by losing a laptop. Chock full of unencrypted space station secret info stuff.
Things.
