Streaming tonight! Special fucking night! Same fucking time! 10 pm Eastern!

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It’s Friday! But, we’re streaming! Change of night for the week! Hope to still see you there! Playing Donkey Kong Country 2, talking horror movies, video games, and probably about butts.

Oh, and if this isn’t convenient for you, blame Bateman. Kid is a prick.

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KFC is testing out the “chicken donut” sandwich and we deserve our calamitous fate

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KFC is testing out a motherfucking chicken donut sandwich, and it’s exactly what you’d imagine. Shit like this? Man, it makes me think the asteroid should hurry the fuck up.

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Chuck Palahniuk’s novel ‘Invisible Monsters’ being adapted for TV by ‘Legion’ writer Jennifer Yale

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Chuck P, baby! Used to be my absolute fucking favorite. And still, he’s close to my heart. That’s despite him being a bit edge-lord, a bit grumpy pants. So, how do I feel about Invisible Monsters being adapted? Cautiously optimistic!

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Space Swoon: Astronomers have taken a photo of mysterious interstellar object!

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Fucking hell yeah! Astronomers have snapped a photo of that mysterious-as-fuck interstellar comet. And? It ain’t much, but it’s pretty rad. Especially when you put in perspective.

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‘Fargo’ Season 4 casts ‘Justified’ star Timothy Olyphant in a recurring role. Hell fucking yes.

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Timothy Olyphant is going to be up in that Fargo season 4 shit. I say, goddamn. One of my favorite actors joining one of my favorite shows? I’m stoked.

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New ‘Battlestar Galactica’ series coming from ‘Mr. Robot’ creator and I’m wholly the fuck in

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[Update: It ain’t a reboot, it’s within the same mythos. Even cooler, fuck yes!]

Battlestar Galactica is being rebooted for NBC’s streaming service. Typically, this would make me shriek and tug at my pubes in a fury. However, it’s being rebooted by Sam Esmail. You know, the dude behind the equally-as-reality-questioning Mr. Robot. So, I’m fucking in. All in.

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Astronomers have found the most massive neutron star ever. It’s dense as fuuuccckkk!

Astronomers have found the most massive neutron star ever. The motherfucker packs in double the mass of the Sun in a sphere that’s only fifteen miles across. Space is fucking wild.

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Streaming tonight! 10:10 pm! Yes, give us an extra ten minutes!

Robert Downey Jr is returning for the ‘Black Widow’ movie. Bro, what?

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RDJ! He’s returning for the Black Widow movie. It’s a weird take, if you ask me. Like, haven’t we been asked to grieve already? Now they’re both back. I know, I know. It’s a fucking prequel. But still.

Part of me wants to be like, Feige is pooping now that Spider-Man is gone. However, the other part of me? Feels like they wouldn’t shoehorn it in. Thoughts?

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James Gunn has revealed the ‘Suicide Squad’ cast and it’s preposterously fucking stacked

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I’m torqued for James Gunn’s Suicide Squad. Was before the cast reveal. Doubly torqued after. Look at these veins. Look at this. Purple. Don’t touch.

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