I didn’t think I was interested in Snow White And The Chase For Middle Earth Bucks, but then I saw Charlize Theron emerge from some sort of binding milky goo. Then I was mildly interested.

Hit the jump to watch, leave your impressions.

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Michael Bay could fuck up a winning lottery ticket. He’d all be “Hey, let’s spend it on explosions and the CGI for racially insensitive robots” and shit. Fucking asshole. Douche-Bag was talking at  Nickelodeon Upfront (whatever the fuck that is) when he intimated that the Turtles will not be mutants. They’ll be fucking aliens.

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Here, have another trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Yes, I’m still excited for it. No, I don’t blame you for not being the excite.

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I knew when I heard that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was donning  prosthetics  to play a young Bruce Willis in Looper  we were going to be in for a treat. I was right! The delicious warmth of correctness washing over me. This weekend at WonderCon us humanoids got our first look at this JGL-as-B-MFin-W, and it’s a bit ridiculous, a lot amazing.

Hit the jump for the glory.

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Us 21st Century Star-Children-Viewers watch our favorite shows across a variety of devices. Web browsers, and phones, and gaming consoles, and piston-powered steampunk machinations (wut?). Even as us Star Children have evolved both our minds and viewing habits, the way for measuring what is being watched has remained overly archaic. Good news! for those who have wept at the bedside of broken and dismissed television shows. Help is (maybe) on the way.

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Aren’t we all just a bit fatigued with the whole viral video thing at this point? Where once I was eager to hunt down every shred of nonsense pertaining to a franchise I loved, now I’m all “Go! Go and find it. If it’s good, I’ll..I’ll be there.”

Here’s one of Denis Leary as Captain Stacy talking to Daily Bugle TV.

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A new Captain Marvel  series was announced this past weekend at Wondercon, and it is starring none other than Carol Danvers. Now, I’ve always been a Binary lad myself, but this is pretty cool.

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If you follow the patent-pending Eastbound story arc, the 4th episode always ends up being one of the darkest. This season is no exception, as things get pretty grim…in a good way. This week Kenny deals with the aftermath of Shane’s death, and a mountain of child-born adversity, as we step back into the dark underbelly of comedic greatness after the jump.

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Here it is! The moment you may or may not have been waiting for. The full  fucking Prometheus  trailer. That’s two trailers for you in one day! Don’t get greedy. Slugs.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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