Rumor: Disney Planning A Marvel Animated Movie. Maybe. Whispers Say. Walls Talks.
Man! Sometimes corporations eating one another and defecating cross-platform synergy lessons can be awesome. That is, provided this rumor is true.
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Video: History And Evolution of The BFG 9000
There are few things are gratifying as ripping off a blast from a BFG 9000 and watching demon douchebags scream in horror at their own vaporization. Here’s a video chronicling the evolution of this most glorious video game death machine.
JUPITER IS ENORMOUS. Here’s A Photo Reminder.
That gorgeous piece of insignificance being eaten up in the frame by Jupiter is Io. That moon is almost the same size as our own, and serves as a reminder of Jupiter’s enormity.
Another Foxconn Employee Gives iPhone Release Deets; Disagrees With Previous One
There are conflicting reports coming from multiple employees at Apple fetishists’ favorite concentration camp regarding the iPhone 5. Depending on which overworked and broken soul you ask, you’ll get a different answer.
Mars’ TRAVEL POSTERS Make Me Wish For The Impossible
I want to travel to Mars. It ain’t that far away, and depending on your science-fiction author of choice there’s either gold, land, intelligent life, or something equally dope there. Ron Guyatt has put together these travel posters, and they have served to stoke my yearning. I’m ready! for the million-year picnic.
FACEBOOK Buying INSTAGRAM For $1 Billion. Service Officially Not Cool
…Just kidding, Instagram. I still love you. You can tell my love is true because I’m going to continue using you in light of recent news.
‘LOOPER’ TEASER TRAILER: TIME BENDING Willis/JGL Action
Looper is getting an official trailer in three days, and the Powers That Be have released a little teaser for it.
Hit the jump to check it out.
50 Megapixel Imaging System Uncovers Billy Shakespeare’s Signature. Renaissance Swag!
Now this is a way to spend a spring fucking break if you’re a literature nerd like me. A professor at the University of Mississippi took his students down to Washington D.C. and they went and discovered themselves Billy Shakespeare’s signature.
‘GEARS OF WAR’ Kinect Title Is CANCELLED. Oh God! Wait. Who F**king Cares.
Oh Gods! Oh Fuck! The Gears of War title that was going to fart all over Kinect technology is cancelled. The wall of darkness falls in around me, and not even my loudest voice commands can save me.
New ‘AVENGERS’ TV SPOT: Roll Call For The Sexy Bunch
New Avengers TV spot that highlights the chiseled and lethal group of superheroic hard bodies that are going to defend the Earth from Loki and his band of Generic Aliens.
