Morgan Spurlock Shooting First NARRATIVE FILM This Summer
You may know Morgan Spurlock from getting fat as fuck in Super Size Me to prove that McDonald’s wasn’t good for you. Incisive. (Actually a lot of it was about how the corporate take-over of our schools is making the little ones into fat fuckers but that’s often ignored.) He’s put out a cadre of other documentaries, with his latest one Comic Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope dropping this weekend. (I watched it. It just made me want to go to Comic Con with a burning dong glow.) Now after so many documentaries, the good sir is ready to get his narrative on.
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Ben Kingsley To Play ‘IRON MAN 3’ Villain. House Of Sand And Iron? GET IT.
Already puking from Marvel comic book movie over-saturation? Better get yourself to the vomitorium, cause there’s some Iron Man 3 info in the hood.
Las Vegas Almost Had A LIFE-SIZED STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. So Close, Man.
Las Vegas almost had a Starship Enterprise sitting in its guts, to be seen from space and admired from afar. This son of a bitch was going to be almost as tall as the Eiffel fucking Tower, and would have given geeks across the globe groan-throb. Almost. That’s the key word. Direct the turd-filled socks to Stanley Jaffe for this project’s demise.
Rumor: Disney Planning A Marvel Animated Movie. Maybe. Whispers Say. Walls Talks.
Man! Sometimes corporations eating one another and defecating cross-platform synergy lessons can be awesome. That is, provided this rumor is true.
Video: History And Evolution of The BFG 9000
There are few things are gratifying as ripping off a blast from a BFG 9000 and watching demon douchebags scream in horror at their own vaporization. Here’s a video chronicling the evolution of this most glorious video game death machine.
JUPITER IS ENORMOUS. Here’s A Photo Reminder.
That gorgeous piece of insignificance being eaten up in the frame by Jupiter is Io. That moon is almost the same size as our own, and serves as a reminder of Jupiter’s enormity.
Another Foxconn Employee Gives iPhone Release Deets; Disagrees With Previous One
There are conflicting reports coming from multiple employees at Apple fetishists’ favorite concentration camp regarding the iPhone 5. Depending on which overworked and broken soul you ask, you’ll get a different answer.
Mars’ TRAVEL POSTERS Make Me Wish For The Impossible
I want to travel to Mars. It ain’t that far away, and depending on your science-fiction author of choice there’s either gold, land, intelligent life, or something equally dope there. Ron Guyatt has put together these travel posters, and they have served to stoke my yearning. I’m ready! for the million-year picnic.
FACEBOOK Buying INSTAGRAM For $1 Billion. Service Officially Not Cool
…Just kidding, Instagram. I still love you. You can tell my love is true because I’m going to continue using you in light of recent news.
‘LOOPER’ TEASER TRAILER: TIME BENDING Willis/JGL Action
Looper is getting an official trailer in three days, and the Powers That Be have released a little teaser for it.
Hit the jump to check it out.
