50 Megapixel Imaging System Uncovers Billy Shakespeare’s Signature. Renaissance Swag!
Now this is a way to spend a spring fucking break if you’re a literature nerd like me. A professor at the University of Mississippi took his students down to Washington D.C. and they went and discovered themselves Billy Shakespeare’s signature.
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‘GEARS OF WAR’ Kinect Title Is CANCELLED. Oh God! Wait. Who F**king Cares.
Oh Gods! Oh Fuck! The Gears of War title that was going to fart all over Kinect technology is cancelled. The wall of darkness falls in around me, and not even my loudest voice commands can save me.
New ‘AVENGERS’ TV SPOT: Roll Call For The Sexy Bunch
New Avengers TV spot that highlights the chiseled and lethal group of superheroic hard bodies that are going to defend the Earth from Loki and his band of Generic Aliens.
Arizona Legislature PULLS BACK Electronic Speech Censorship Bill. Trolling Wins!
Last week we all got speaking about the Arizona bill that could land people in jail for trolling, and the slippery slope such a little piece of law could present. The buzz buzzed!, and no the bill is getting pulled back.
Cosplay: ‘GAME OF THRONES’, Sadly No Crown For Viserys
This Game of Thrones cosplay is pretty swank, save for the fact that I would much rather be seeing Viserys rocking the crown that was promised to him.
AOL Sells 800 PATENTS To Microsoft For $1 BILLION. G’damn.
AOL. It was a glory of my adolescence years, letting me into my first batches of both pornography and interactions with like-minded gamers and deviants. These days AOL ain’t doing so well, and that makes me frown.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ To Get New Character Class; Pre-Orders Get For Free. Plus! Customization.
This is getting a bit confusing. This weekend at PAX the minds behind Borderlands 2 dropped a reveal. There’s a new character class coming to Borderlands 2. Okay, awesome. People who pre-order it will get it for free. Wait, fuck that. It’s coming after the game’s release — but dropping for both regular people and pre-orders at the same time. Oh and did I mention character customization?
Wait, slow down.
Video: The ‘AKIRA’ Bike Is Real, Bombing Across Japan For Charity
Shinji Tejima is a wild dude, dreaming the dreams of rock stars. The good man has spent what would be over $120,00 in American bucks to build a replica of the motorcycle seen in Akira. Now that this monument to a pop cultural icon is done, he’s riding this futuro-steed across Japan in the name of the charity. Dude is ballin’ hard.
SPACE PHOTO: Robot Ship Docking With The ISS. This Is Like Totally Sweet.
This picture right here is the glory to kick off your post-Easter week. Feeling woozy? Questioning the bloat in that belly of yours? Escape it all by shucking your mortal flesh and galavanting up to the stars courtesy of this picture. Robotic supply ships! Space! Party!
Hit the jump to find out what’s going on.
Rumor: ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ Gets OCTOBER RELEASE According To Employee Resume
If you’re a doubting asshole, you are free to take this as nothing more than rumor. If you’re a gullible tool you’re free to consider this Grand Theft Auto V news as evidence of an employee done fucking up.
