Matt Fraction and David Aja Reteaming for new MARVEL SERIES. Oh Hell Yes.

I first really began to take notice of Matt Fraction during his stint on Iron Fist  with Ed Brubaker and David Aja, many moons ago. A lifetime of funny books since. Now the Fraction-Man and Aja are going to be reteaming it seems, and this has my balls aflutter.

Keep Reading »

Wait! GARY ROSS Isn’t Officially Out of ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel Yet. Birds Chirp.

Pump those breaks! Despite news last week breaking that Gary Ross was taking his ball and going home when it came to the Hunger Games  sequel, there’s still a chance we’ll get his shaky cam nonsense in Catching Fire.

Keep Reading »

God Bless America: Bobcat Goldthwait’s License to Kill

Bobcat Goldthwait has been writing and directing hit-or-miss films since 1991’s Shakes the Clown. Since then he’s been developing himself as an honest and unique voice in American comedy. He took a big leap in the right direction with 2006’s Sleeping Dogs Lie, establishing himself as formidable American filmmaker. 2009’s World’s Greatest Dad was something special – an incredibly dark and human film. How does his latest film fare? Find out after the jump.

Keep Reading »

Sony Cuts Another 10,000 Jobs Amid Multibillion Dollar Losses

Sony isn’t having the best year, and it is responding by lowering its global workforce by 6 percent.

Keep Reading »

Rumor: ‘Wii U’ Has $180 Worth Of Parts, To Cost At Least $300

The Wii U has itself some $180 of mediocre parts inside its guts. Sweet! We’ll snag it for a sensible price! I mean, how much do we really want to pay for the Nintendo Tablet-Thing? Hopefully at least $300.

Keep Reading »

Video: Meet ECCEROBOT, The Humanoid Robot With Muscles And Tendons. Cylons Nod.

All of this has happened before, and there’s a good fucking chance it’ll happen again. Thank you, Matrix, Mass Effect, and Battlestar Galactica  for teaching me that. We’re not building robots with muscles and tendons. Jesus Christ, what are we doing.

Keep Reading »

Monday Morning Commute: Katana Pubic Trimmer

Hello there, fellow worker bees! Are you already sick of the workweek? Don’t worry, you’re not alone! The way the Man has it set up, we’re all supposed to hate our Monday through Friday responsibilities, those tasks that we must complete so that we can earn currency to exchange for the electricity and beer and buffalo wings that we enjoy on the weekends.

It’s hardly an ideal system.

But fear not, for this right here is the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! I’m going to show you the various ways I’ll be thwarting the advances of that spirit-crushing behemoth commonly referred to as Workweek Ennui! After you check out my snake-oils, hit up the comments section and display your own wares.

Grab a Diet Fanta and jump on in!

Keep Reading »

Morgan Spurlock Shooting First NARRATIVE FILM This Summer

You may know Morgan Spurlock from getting fat as fuck in Super Size Me  to prove that McDonald’s wasn’t good for you. Incisive. (Actually a lot of it was about how the corporate take-over of our schools is making the little ones into fat fuckers but that’s often ignored.) He’s put out a cadre of other documentaries, with his latest one  Comic Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope dropping this weekend. (I watched it. It just made me want to go to Comic Con with a burning dong glow.) Now after so many documentaries, the good sir is ready to get his narrative on.

Keep Reading »

Ben Kingsley To Play ‘IRON MAN 3’ Villain. House Of Sand And Iron? GET IT.

Already puking from Marvel comic book movie  over-saturation? Better get yourself to the vomitorium, cause there’s some Iron Man 3  info in the hood.

Keep Reading »

Las Vegas Almost Had A LIFE-SIZED STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. So Close, Man.

Las Vegas almost had a Starship Enterprise sitting in its guts, to be seen from space and admired from afar. This son of a bitch was going to be almost as tall as the  Eiffel  fucking Tower, and would have given geeks across the globe groan-throb. Almost. That’s the key word. Direct the turd-filled socks to  Stanley Jaffe for this project’s demise.

Keep Reading »