PIZZA HUT UK Has HOT DOG STUFFED CRUST. Schooling America At America
Pizza Hut UK is upping its fucking game, son! They’re outdoing us Americans at being slovenly Western pigs. Behold!, the hot dog stuffed crust pizza.
Hit the jump if you dare.
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NEW ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ TRAILER: Redfield & Kennedy Smolder Runs Deep!
Yo! Here’s a new Resident Evil 6 trailer. Leaking out of the gaping zombiefied maw of the Internet into your brain-mouth. Redfield and Kennedy! A Japanese game I may actually care about! Stoked!
Cosplay: Morrigan From DRAGON AGE Casts STRETCH On My Pantaloons
[Via | Cosplayed by Lightpriestess]
Gracious me, look at this portrayal of Morrigan from Dragon Age: Origins. I’m not saying that I’m willing to sacrifice myself to some evil succubus temptress lady (I’m not really sure what she is, I powered through the dialogue in that generic-ass story), but I was I’d probably start with her.
Matt Fraction and David Aja Reteaming for new MARVEL SERIES. Oh Hell Yes.
I first really began to take notice of Matt Fraction during his stint on Iron Fist with Ed Brubaker and David Aja, many moons ago. A lifetime of funny books since. Now the Fraction-Man and Aja are going to be reteaming it seems, and this has my balls aflutter.
Wait! GARY ROSS Isn’t Officially Out of ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel Yet. Birds Chirp.
Pump those breaks! Despite news last week breaking that Gary Ross was taking his ball and going home when it came to the Hunger Games sequel, there’s still a chance we’ll get his shaky cam nonsense in Catching Fire.
God Bless America: Bobcat Goldthwait’s License to Kill
Bobcat Goldthwait has been writing and directing hit-or-miss films since 1991’s Shakes the Clown. Since then he’s been developing himself as an honest and unique voice in American comedy. He took a big leap in the right direction with 2006’s Sleeping Dogs Lie, establishing himself as formidable American filmmaker. 2009’s World’s Greatest Dad was something special – an incredibly dark and human film. How does his latest film fare? Find out after the jump.
Sony Cuts Another 10,000 Jobs Amid Multibillion Dollar Losses
Sony isn’t having the best year, and it is responding by lowering its global workforce by 6 percent.
Rumor: ‘Wii U’ Has $180 Worth Of Parts, To Cost At Least $300
The Wii U has itself some $180 of mediocre parts inside its guts. Sweet! We’ll snag it for a sensible price! I mean, how much do we really want to pay for the Nintendo Tablet-Thing? Hopefully at least $300.
Video: Meet ECCEROBOT, The Humanoid Robot With Muscles And Tendons. Cylons Nod.
All of this has happened before, and there’s a good fucking chance it’ll happen again. Thank you, Matrix, Mass Effect, and Battlestar Galactica for teaching me that. We’re not building robots with muscles and tendons. Jesus Christ, what are we doing.
Monday Morning Commute: Katana Pubic Trimmer
Hello there, fellow worker bees! Are you already sick of the workweek? Don’t worry, you’re not alone! The way the Man has it set up, we’re all supposed to hate our Monday through Friday responsibilities, those tasks that we must complete so that we can earn currency to exchange for the electricity and beer and buffalo wings that we enjoy on the weekends.
It’s hardly an ideal system.
But fear not, for this right here is the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! I’m going to show you the various ways I’ll be thwarting the advances of that spirit-crushing behemoth commonly referred to as Workweek Ennui! After you check out my snake-oils, hit up the comments section and display your own wares.
Grab a Diet Fanta and jump on in!
