MINIMALIST Posters Explain Complex Philosophies With Basic Shapes. F**k My Degree.
Well here’s some peanut butter on my balls just prior to the dog nibbling it. This assortment of gorgeous minimalist posters summarize complex fucking philosophical ideas more succinctly than my dumb ass and my philo-minor. Yeah well, fuck you, posters! Minimalize that.
No seriously they’re hot.
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THIS WEEK on Game of Thrones: “The Night Lands”
This is the week everything could go wrong for a heavily serialized show like Game of Thrones. It’s the second episode of a second season; a show can knock an audience on its ass one year with a perfect storm of timing, talent and spectacle, and then lose it all during the hiatus. A shoddy premiere can rest on the laurels of its fans’ frothing anticipation and still come away with merit.
We’re pretty fortunate then, that we got the premiere we did, and the second episode to prove shit’s still on track. The immense task of adapting Martin’s ‘song’ is somehow, somehow still staying faithful to its source text. Ponder that, and marvel at it after every episode.
ROB LIEFELD Slaps Down Hipsters By Drawing Feet. Well Played, Sir.
The DC solicitations for their July comics feature a disturbing trend: Rob Liefeld actually drawing feet. This occurrence across three of his covers is unfathomable even to his supporters like myself, who embrace his absolute lack of regard for human anatomy. Liefeld didn’t just stop there. He threw a pretty amusing quote-bomb upside his detractors’ skulls.
ACTIVISION v. INFINITY WARD Court Date Delayed. Just Get It F**king Over With
Activision and Infinity Ward have tots had the hate for each other since their falling out around the time of Modern Warfare 2: More Warfare Post-Modern (Warfare 1). They’ve been suing one another for like infinity (years!) and it doesn’t look like its about to end.
Rumor: KID CUDI Is In The ‘NINJA TURTLES’ REBOOT? WHAT HAVE WE DONE.
Dark Lords and Masters, what have we done to offend you so? It wasn’t bad enough that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are going to be Turtle Lookin’ Motherfuckers and nothing more in their reboot? Now we have Kid Cudi rolling up (ha!) into the franchise?
JOSS WHEDON Drawn By CLIFF CHIANG For GQ Magazine. Geek Immortal Is Immortalized
Cliff Chiang dropped a pretty radical drawing of Joss Whedon for the May issue of GQ. Talented artist commemorating talented writer/director? Sweet.
Hit the jump for deets and a full look at the drawing.
NEW ‘AVENGERS’ CLIP: Maria Hill Goes Blah Blah Blah
There’s a new Avengers clip featuring Nick Fury and Maria Hill gabbing about what out of context is essentially nothing. I’m pretty excited to see Maria Hill on the big screen, as she is a character that I’ve come to close in the Marvel U the last couple of years. Here’s hoping she gets to shoot a motherfucker or two on top of this bickering.
PIZZA HUT UK Has HOT DOG STUFFED CRUST. Schooling America At America
Pizza Hut UK is upping its fucking game, son! They’re outdoing us Americans at being slovenly Western pigs. Behold!, the hot dog stuffed crust pizza.
Hit the jump if you dare.
NEW ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ TRAILER: Redfield & Kennedy Smolder Runs Deep!
Yo! Here’s a new Resident Evil 6 trailer. Leaking out of the gaping zombiefied maw of the Internet into your brain-mouth. Redfield and Kennedy! A Japanese game I may actually care about! Stoked!
Cosplay: Morrigan From DRAGON AGE Casts STRETCH On My Pantaloons
[Via | Cosplayed by Lightpriestess]
Gracious me, look at this portrayal of Morrigan from Dragon Age: Origins. I’m not saying that I’m willing to sacrifice myself to some evil succubus temptress lady (I’m not really sure what she is, I powered through the dialogue in that generic-ass story), but I was I’d probably start with her.
