Scientists Turn Mouse’s Genes Off And On With RADIO WAVES. Oh Science, You.

Nanoparticles. Radio waves. Gene manipulation. Actual science. Feels a lot like the future, man.

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‘PROMETHEUS’ Is Officially RATED R. This Rules.

The hubub surrounding the rating of Ridley Scott’s Prometheus  can now subside. Despite being a tentpole flick, somehow the studio brains have allowed the most harsh of cuts of the movie to hit the theater.

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James Cameron Teasing ‘AVATAR 4’, Done Developing Other Projects.

I wish that James Cameron would keep doing awesome things like going to the deepest point in the ocean and planning to mine the shit out of space rocks. This would keep me from having to contemplate the salt-and-peppered bastard as a movie maker, which quickly gets my Hulk going.

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The Xbox/Kinect $99 Bundle Is Really Real, Requires Xbox Live Contract.

The Xbox/Kinect bundle for $99 that the entire gaming internet speculates up on last week turns out to be real. The catch, the answer to how it can be peddled for such limited ducets, has also been revealed.

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White House Says Obama Will Definitely Veto CISPA. Word?

Word out of the White House is that President Obama will veto CISPA. At this point though, I’m not certain that shit even matters. Hard to imagine the Determined Parties not soldiering on, continually throwing spaghetti until some of it sticks.

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‘ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE’ Details & Screens. It Looks So….WoW!

Here’s a slurry of new information and pictures from Elder Scrolls Online. Judging from the screenshots it may be more accurately titled Another Game Trying To Emultate WoW That’ll Fall Short.

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Is Edgar Wright Teasing ‘ANT-MAN’ With This Picture? Plz Say Yes.

Edgar Wright has been quietly rubbing the prospect of doing an Ant-Man  flick all over our sensitive parts for years. Regimes have risen and fallen all while no resolution to this potential has came. Yesterday the Good Wright tweeted a picture, and it has people a-buzzing that finally we may been approaching Ant-Valhalla.

Hit the jump for the picture and speculation.

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Cosplay: ‘HALF-LIFE 2’ Gordon Freeman and Alyx Give No F**ks

With each passing day, I become more and more certain I will never play Half-Life 3. My mortal coil shall be shed before the title’s release in 2022, and never will I know the conclusion. It depresses me. Gordon Freeman? Alyx Vance? They don’t really give two-tugs about it. Look at them hanging out in Target, buying some Blu-Rays and a couple of really neat-looking bowls to put spaghetti in. The easy life.

‘TOY STORY 3’ Writer Michael Arndt In Talks To Re-write ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel.

The mind behind Toy Story 3  may be brought on to punch up Catching Fire, the sequel to Everyone Loves A Good Adolescent Bloodbath (Games). Now if we could just get him to travel back in time to save the source novel.

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Drug Smuggler Hides Cocaine In Xbox 360; Would You Believe He Fails?

Carlos Valenzuela is a drug smuggler who had the idea to crack open an Xbox 360 and fill the son of a bitch with cocaine. Unfortunately you know how imperial blockades go, and the dude got pulled over. Shit didn’t really go well after that.

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