Dan Harmon NOT SIGNED ON To Produce New ‘COMMUNITY’ Episodes…Yet…Right?

I was too busy flinging fluids and high-fiving my cats at announcement of Community‘s renewal to read the fine print:  creator Dan Harmon isn’t signed on (yet?) to produce the new episodes. Oh man, this is rotten crotched nonsense.

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‘AVENGERS’ Breaks $1 BILLION Mark In 19 Days. Assembled, Indeed! #CrapPuns

When Avengers  first came out, contributor and relative d-bag Eduardo Pluto left the theater asking me if the film would make a billi. I wasn’t sure, but I threw my chips into the “Yes” ring anyways. My reasoning was that ass-sore Alice in Generic Burton Land  had done it, and if it could – goddammit this gem would as well.

I was correct! However, I never imagined it happening this quickly.

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The Bane of My Goddamn ‘DIABLO III’ Existence

…No matter how many times it doesn’t work, I just keep clicking on the fucking install and praying a server burps, a CPU farts, something gives and all of a sudden I’m in.

[Interview] Ben McCool – Whippin’ Up Comics!

If you’re a regular passenger on Spaceship OL, chances’re pretty good that your a bit of a comics fan. And if that’s the case, you’ve probably seen the name Ben McCool poppin’ up over the last few years. Unless, of course, you’re a genuine turkey. But let’s assume that this is a turkey-free zone, shall we?

The writer of MEMOIR and CHOKER (amongst others), Ben McCool has quickly established himself as a burgeoning force of nature in the sequential art ecosystem. Yes, it’s true that a viscous oil of staid storytelling may pump through the veins of the comic medium. But McCool takes a stab at narrative resuscitation by mainlining a cocktail of novelty, originality, daring, and genuine entertainment directly into the heart.

Yes, I am a fan of Ben McCool.

In fact, I recently found myself sending the British-born scribe a set of questions that I’d conjured up during a moment of half-inebriated super-confidence. To my delight, McCool pleasantly responded! What a gentleman! Hit the jump to check an exchange which includes an exploration of the comic book career path, some insight into what inspires creativity, the sharing of a truly filthy haiku, and plenty more!

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‘ANCHORMAN 2’ Teaser Running Before ‘THE DICTATOR’, Before Film Is Even Written.

Talk about getting out in front of the ball. Anchorman 2  hasn’t even been written yet, but that little tidbit ain’t stopping the flick from having a teaser trailer before The Dictator.

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Pirate Bay To Anonymous: DDoS IS Censorship, Yo! Ain’t Cool.

Pirate Bay and Anonymous are two of the titans of the Fuck You Rules Internet Gang. They don’t roll directly as a posse, but it is sensible to state that due to what the two of them are up to on the reg we may pair them up. This week had them in a bit of a slap fight, with Pirate Bay not particularly cool with something Anonymous was up to.

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‘THE AVENGERS’ In High School Were Mulleted Studs.

Here’s a shot making the rounds. All your favorite Avengers  as they looked back in their high school days. These are totally senior head shots, right? ‘Cause I’m staring at you Chris Hem…I mean ScarJo. Staring.

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Hmm! Guillermo del Toro Co-Directing Stop-Motion ‘PINOCCHIO’

Guillermo del Toro, what you up to my man! Don’t take this the wrong way, but I just need you to drop everything and get on your bandied about Slaughterhouse Five  adaptation. This Pinocchio  project? Meh.

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ IMAGES Featuring Bane’s Scuba Steve Mask In High-Res & More

New images from Dark Knight Rises! Aw yeah. Bane’s mask up-close, and Anne Hathaway all done up in latex and daring my Johnson not to move.

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WATCH: Robotic Butt Cheeks That React To, And Anticipate, Your Slaps And Touches.

Watch in sublime horror as we create the technology that will (hopefully) give rise to Caprica Six’s taut buns reacting to No More Mr. Nice Gaius’ lil weiner.

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