IMAGE: There Is More Water On JUPITER’S MOON EUROPA Than Earth.
We don’t quite treat our water supply here on Earth with much respect. No worries though. I mean, what can we do? As a Western culture? Drawback? Pah! Cut down on our corpulence? Pah! We just need to head to Europa.
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Sony Files Patent For GAME-INTERRUPTING Advertisements. Oh Lawd.
Wouldn’t this be some shit! Sony has filed a patent for a mechanism or some kind of wizardry that interrupts Tommy Jerkin’ Loins’ game of Uncharted 3 to push soda pop. My goodness.
WATCH: First Video From Google’s Glasses. Unremarkable++
Here’s the first video from Google’s glasses. Pretty unremarkable stuff, right? This isn’t the augmented future I was promised! Patience, Caff. Patience.
DARTH VADER Robs Bank, Peels Out On BMX Bike. Sith Are Whacky.
Listen. The inflation hitting Imperial credits affects all of us. Even the Dark Lord of the Sith himself. It’s gotten so bad that the man had to rob a bank before fleeing on his BMX.
‘ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER’ RED BAND TRAILER: Yes. Yes, Please.
Abraham Lincoln: Undead Douche Committee is a fictionalized version of an already fictionalized version of whatever sort of objective life Abraham Lincoln lived. It looks like a goddamn catastrophe, and I’m going to be wading knee deep into the stupidity giving absolutely no fucks.
STAR WARS is 35 Years Old. Today.
May 25, 1977. I suspect few of us were even born yet. Even if, like me, your first exposure was the Special Editions in ’97, or an overused VHS copy from the ’80s, it was likely a definitive and defining element of most of our childhoods.
‘SKYRIM’ Gets Mounted Combat. Great, Where’s My F**king Flying Mount?
Skyrim continues to pick up righteous amendments courtesy of Bethesda’s sizzle reel. It’s all great, grand, wonderful. However I will not be sated until I get a flying dragon mount.
The SpaceX Dragon Capsule Has Docked With The ISS. This Rules.
SpaceX’s Dragon Capsule has successfully docked with the International Space Station. This is seventy shades of cool for us space-worshiping lads and lasses.
1990s Zine’s Guide To Being A CYBERPUNK; I Grab My Copy of ‘NEUROMANCER’ And Nod
Are you a fucking cyberpunk? Let this guide from a leet zine out of the 1990s decide. Man, I’m sadly under prepared when it comes to gorgeous flowing hair and leather.
Marvel Movie Madness: ‘THOR 2’ Baddie Cast, Jon Favreau Returning As Happy In ‘IRON MAN 3’ & More
There’s a deluge of Marvel Cinematic Wunder Casting News and the such. Would you like to be up to date? Hip with the kids! Of course you would.
Hit the jump!
