WEEKEND OPEN BAR: Sunbaked Testicle Rot
I’ve been tinkering with the idea of a weekend “open-bar” where community members can just shoot the shit during the lesser updated days. What are you up to? What’s on your mind? Did you see that gif of Kate Upton and the Popsicle and get sprung like me? Listen I know I’m a male pig. The worst part is I know it. This may fail miserably. Who knows. I blathered out some free writing today just to decompress. It’s sort of self-indulgent, but really it’s just me taking the time to actually get a hold of my own psyche in the blustery winds of time-rot.
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Video: ‘PROMETHEUS’ Pre-Prequel Explains Why The Scientists Are So F**king Dumb
Why are all the scientists so fucking dumb in Prometheus? ‘Cause Lindelof is a hack? Yeah, that’s probably correct. However, for those wanting to absolve Damon “I’m So Clever” Lindelof of blame, this video should be your smoking gun. It was their training. Doi.
VALVE And ADULT SWIM Teaming Up For…Stuff. Probably Amusing Stuff.
Adult Swim and Valve! It’s a union forged in places where unions I don’t expect are forged. Whatever could they be dropping? A Team Fortress 2 short? Something? Such?
EFF Will Represent Creator Of ‘THE OATMEAL’ Against That Crazy Lawyer Guy
You’ve heard about that crazy lawyer guy who is suing the creator of the popular website The Oatmeal. Don’t fret for good sir creator. He is rolling deep, with a posse of serious fortifications.
Limited Edition ‘GHOST IN THE SHELL’ Sneakers Are Futuristic Dopeness/Bad Taste
It will take a braver man than me to wear these shoes. I’m a dork, I can’t pull off such staggering feats of dare. Shit, I look awkward in a t-shirt. There are some out there who surely can wear these mofuckahs. With swagger up to the gills and a lack of fucks given, they will don these for all of us.
‘MEGA MAN’ Anniversary Soundtrack Collection Is E-Tank Extravagance
To celebrate Mega Man’s 25th anniversary, Capcom is unloading a tremendous beast of a soundtrack collection. Ten fat ass discs crammed into an E-Tank can be yours, Mega Man fans. Provided you live in Japan.
Video: Keanue Reeves’ ‘MAN OF TAI CHI’ Proof Of Concept Is Actually…Awesome
Keanu Reeves is directing a flick. I didn’t know that. Where in the Seven Hells have I been? Duder has dropped a proof of concept video detailing the sort of filming he wants to use, and the whole thing seems pretty goddamn awesome. Weird, right?
Mia Wasikowska and Zoe Aggeliki Being Considered For Role Of Johanna Mason In ‘CATCHING FIRE’
I don’t know these two actresses, but they are being considered for a role in Hunger Games 2: More Hungry (For Your Money).
Near-Earth Asteroid That Passed Us By Is TWICE AS BIG As Previously Thought
Here’s some cold comfort. Some big son of a bitch asteroid recently passed us by, giving us the finger and giggling at our mortality. While it’s all well and good that it didn’t rock us, it also turns out that the death-dealing rock was twice as large as previously thought.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ EXTENDED CUT DLC Attempts To Unfuck The Game’s Ending This Tuesday
That whole Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending Edition is dropping this Tuesday. Oh boy. I’m just beginning to let the franchise and its abysmal ending fade into the cursed halls of repression in my psyche, and now they offer this up.
