#Welcome To the Future
OH GOD WE’VE DISCOVERED A NEW SUBATOMIC PARTICLE. HIGGS-SOMETHING-SOMETHING.
Don’t pay attention to the fact that no one is saying we’ve actually found the Higgs Boson and just be sensational. It’s the Fourth of July. I’m sure you’re lubed up on oak sodas and seared animal flesh. Let’s dance.
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European Parliament KILLS ACTA (For Now); Now That’s F**king (Internet) Freedom.
On Fuck Yeah! American Freedom (To Eat and Consume!) Day here in the States, our fellow humans over in the European Parliament have uppercut a dirty son of a bitch much to our internet folks’ pleasure.
European Parliament Voting On ACTA On Wednesday; Kill The Internet Eating Serpent!
ACTA, the serpentine beast awaiting to prey on our internet privacy is going to a vote on Wednesday in the European Parliament. Here’s hoping it’s nailed to a board and thrown to sea.
3D Images That Are ‘Indistinguishable From Reality’ Could Be A Mere 40 Years Away. Holo-Smut Get!
I mean, c’mon. Don’t tell me we aren’t all clamoring for 3D holograms that are indistinguishable from reality if only to go to the local holo-pr0n bar. Walk in, program in your specific fetishes: rabbit tail, latex, water sports, and enjoy your insanely real appearing holo-stripper.
GOOGLE X Creates 16,000 Core ‘NEURAL NETWORK’ That Learns On Its On. ON ITS OWN.
Motherfucking robots might as well just crack open the cyber-chamapagne now. They’ve got the keys to our kingdom. Hey, let’s just create independent-learning neural networks. Certainly, right now it just figured out a cat. Sure, sure. Well know where it’s heading.
Video: First Ever MRI Video Shows Childbirth From THE INSIDE OH JESUS.
Oh hey. Here’s an MRI video of a childbirth, capturing it from the inside. Yeah, no big deal. It just looks like an alien slithering machine of want-doom.
EFF Will Represent Creator Of ‘THE OATMEAL’ Against That Crazy Lawyer Guy
You’ve heard about that crazy lawyer guy who is suing the creator of the popular website The Oatmeal. Don’t fret for good sir creator. He is rolling deep, with a posse of serious fortifications.
Japanese Copyright Law Makes ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS A Criminal Offense
Glad I don’t live in Japan. Not that I pirate shit, or have any sorts of illegal music on my computer, but if I did I would be in trouble. Illegal downloads are now going to carry a heavy fucking penalty in Godzilla’s stomping grounds.
Google Backs New Endangered Languages Project To Save Over 3,000 Languages
One of the neat things about Google-Skynet is that it wants to have everything. So even when their servers go sentient and begin eradicating our existence, it is neat to know the robots will be polylingual.
Apple Store Uses Angle Of OPEN MACBOOKS To Get You To Feel Them Up
True confession: I have left a good amount of Apple stores behind with OL’s home page clogging up an iPad display. I’m usually doing this while lamenting my lack of money, and so I’ve never really noticed the angle of open MacBooks. An angle that is apparently rather calculated.
