#Video Games
Video: Meet ‘gAtari’, The Guitar Synth That Sses Atari 2600 Sounds.
Why make a guitar synth using authentic Atari 2600 sounds? Why the fuck not make it? Eh?
See the beauty in motion.
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Dude Spends $16,000 On Virtual Sword *Before* Game Is Released.
Some dude in China up and spent $16,000. For a virtual sword. It gets even more bananas frappe! It’s on virtual sword for a game that isn’t even released yet.
SWTOR Logs Over 60 Million In-Game Hours. Blizzard, Wut Say U?!
SWTOR is kicking ass. Taking names. Force chokin’ bitches. Electronic Arts is touting it as the fastest-growing MMO in history, and the Star Wars geek in me giggle in glee.
‘The Legend of Zelda’ Gets Official Timeline. Two People Who Care Are Stoked.
I’ve never tried to make much of the Legend of Zelda timeline. Just rolled with it. Where everything fits in? Who gives a fuck. There’s the Temples of Fire, Water, Might, Youthful Enthusiasm and Shadow Lords every game, and a lass who needs saving. That’s always been enough. For people who demand more!, who demand coherency!, you can now relax. The timeline hast been revealed.
SWTOR Could Learn Something From Porn Site Billing, F**king Sh*t.
There are times when the blue-veined monster whispers nothing-sense to me. It coos at me, driving down my already dessiccated and marooned on the side of my consciousness sense of Rationality. It tells me to do things. From with the dank Dagobah that is my swampy set of boxer briefs, it commands me. Put in your credit card information. Click those buttons. Sign up for that porn site. Dance, monkey! Dance, dinky! Soon all shall be right with the world. Let the buxom shake, let the artificial moans wash over you. Spend your money, do it, do it!
Old Gameboy Ad Explains My Childhood Obesity.
Go outside? Pah! I have Tetris and Wario Land to play! And god fucking knows, you can’t see shit in the sunlight.
GameStop Says ‘The Last Guardian’ Is Cancelled, Sony Says No. WHO IS TRUE?!
Fumito Ueda left Sony and everyone was all “OMFG, fuck what about The Last Guardian?!” Sony was all “Don’t worry, don’t worry, fools!” I believed them! I trusted them! Now GameStop is saying the game is cancelled. Jesus Lord what’s going on?
Video Game Thieves Butt-Dial 911 While Bragging. Slow Clap!
Ass-dialing! My Mom does it all the time, and I’m subjected to a voice mail of ambient noise and the din of a local news station. However, these two turkeys gave a 911 operator a much more interesting ass-dialing.
Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Is Set In ‘Very Open World’, No Word On Philosophical Vomiting.
Hideo Kojima was on CNN recently promoting his metaphysical vitamin supplement called Scissors 61! (this is a lie) and he began to talk about his next game codenamed Project Ogre.
