#Video Games
Video: Contra x Paperboy Mash-Up! ‘Cause No One Respects Your Route.
The mash-up that everyone didn’t clamor for, but I’m glad arrived. The motherfuckin’ Contra take to the streets of Paperboy to hold shit down.
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Video: ‘Skyrim’ Mod Replaces Dragons With Macho Man. The Legend Lives!
Much like a dragons, Macho Man Randy Savage has faded into myth. Much like dragons, it has been written (by no one save for me, maybe) that he will live again! Now he does in a pretty ridiculous Skyrim mod.
‘Diablo III’ Dropping February 1? Dark Gods, Yes!
If a sign at some errant Best Buy is correct, then Diablo III is dropping in less than a month. Color me skeptical but silently pleading.
Video: Miyamoto Confirms He’s Working On Unannounced Original Game. Hell Yeah.
Remember that time when Shigeru Miyamoto announced he was retiring and then everyone shit themselves and Nintendo shit too and then he wasn’t retiring anymore? Yeah, last month was awesome. Miyamoto still is kickin’, and he’s working on an original game. Hell yeah, Shiggy!
‘Gears Of War’ Creators Ain’t Down With SOPA. Beefy HGH-Armed High-Five!
A plethora of companies are throwing their weight behind the proposed SOPA bill. Not really caring about its dangerous implications of freedom of speech on the internet or whatever, so long as it cuts down on piracy. Epic Games ain’t rolling with that posse.
Rumor: Patents Show Next ‘Xbox’ Will Also Be A DVR.
Microsoft is continuing to push their Console-As-Set-Top-Box. They have FiOS access currently, they’re adding Xfinity soon, and if these patents are being interpreted correctly, their next console will double as a DVR.
‘God of War IV’ Spotted On Composer’s Resume. Hot Topic Shirts Already Printing.
God of War III. Didn’t really do much for me. Aside from the whole “punching Zeus in the face a thousand times because I’m a blood-thirsty asshole” moment. According to a game composer’s resume, God of War IV is coming and this shouldn’t be terribly surprising. The series has made (according to my calculations drunkenly mashed out on a solar powered calculator) three-gajillion dollars.
SWTOR Bans Players For Like, Playing The Game.
I don’t know where Ilum is in SWTOR, but I shouldn’t be going to that fuckin’ place. No way. Not under level 40. If I go there, I’m going to get the Ban Hammer thunderously dropped on my ass.
‘Half-Life 2’ Movie Posters Make Me Want New Half-Life Anything.
Sean Keenan has created some Half-Life 2 movie posters, making my need for the next installment of The Freeman’s existence. Some of them are dope, some of them are just The Dark Knight Half-Life.
‘Mass Effect’ Monopoly Is Fan-Made Righteousness
Tommy LeRoy has created pure glory distilled into the form of Mass Effect Monopoly. As someone who spent his NYE getting blitzed and playing Star Wars Monopoly, this kicks me into a state of pure fanboy bliss.
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