#Video Games

Trailer: ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ Starring Leon & Chris? Apollo/Rocky GET

Holy balls. 2012 just got doper in the gaming circuit. Resident Evil Fucking 6, starring Leon *and* Chris? Holy shit. This is straight-up Rocky 3 wet-dream time. I can’t only hope it’s as homoerotic.

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Blizzard Still F**king With ‘Diablo III’ Core Systems. They Hate Me.

A good friend and Discipline of the Infinite Click let me play the Diablo III beta last week. It was Diablo, but prettier. I was instantly in love-lost-dick-groaning. It felt so ready! Maybe I was delusional, cause Blizzard is now gutting a lot of the core systems.

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Creator Of The ‘Konami Code’ Talks About Its Origin.

Either you know the Konami Code, or you’re adrift in geek lore mediocrity. Ever wonder why it was the specific code it was? Neither did I. Get educated anyways.

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Video: Hacked PlayStation Camera Lets Paralyzed Artist Continue His Work.

Tony Quan is a dude unfortunately paralyzed by ALS. Quan is also an artist who isn’t letting that stop him from continuing his craft, thanks to a hacked PlayStation camera.

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‘Max Payne 3’ Developers Checked Out Brazilian Black Markets For Research. Commitment ++

Rockstar Games is willing to go above and beyond for their games. This sort of manifest (quality) destiny apparently led them to the innards of Brazilian black markets whilst working on Max Payne 3.

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Capcom Celebrates 25 Years of ‘Street Fighter’ With Dope Logo.

Jesus titty-fucking Christ, I’m getting old. Street Fighter is turning 25 this year. It feels like just yesterday I was earning my  callouses  in some  ludicrous  Hadouken-Throwing Battles.

Hit the jump for Capcom’s celebratory logo artwork.

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Sony Isn’t Planning To Announce PlayStation 4 At E3. My Wallet Sighs In Relief.

Ready for a PlayStation 4? Well hold on, yo! You’re going to have to wait a bit longer for your mega-polygonal-joy-boost gaming experience. Sony has announced at CES that they ain’t going to be showing their new fantasti-machine at this year’s Electronic E-Something Expo.

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Bethesda Settles ‘Fallout’ Lawsuit. They Own The Entire Wasteland.

Praise whatever Myth you dig, Bethesda has settled the lawsuit between Interplay and themselves over the rights to Fallout. The glory! The glory! There shant be a Fallout MMO designed by Interplay.

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Suicide Threats At Xbox 360 Plant? E’gads.

Suicide is a big problem at product plants around the world. Our shiny iPhones get produced for us, commodified, and we seldom stop to contemplate the shiznit that goes into making them! Alas. Things are getting serious at a Microsoft plant, with mass threats of suicide.

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Game Designer Sentenced To Death In Iran For Spying.

There’s a game designer sentenced to death in Iran for allegedly working with the CIA. Amir Mirza Hekmati is accused of spreading propaganda with his games, as well as spying.

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