#Video Games
Nintendo Posts First Annual Lost In 30 Years; IS THE COLOSSAL.
The Nintendo Destructo-Machine is beginning to grind to a halt. After years of bludgeoning their enemies, they’re about to post a serious loss. Even crazier, the first loss in 30 years.
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Video: Dude Plays Street Fighter Against Himself. Showin’ Off.
This duder is playing against himself in Street Fighter III with a proficiency on both sides that I can’t master playing by myself. Head hanging. Sadness.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Rumor: Next Xbox Will Play Blu-Ray, Have Kinect 2, Be SUPAR Powerful.
The rumors regarding the Next Box are percolating these days. More and more deets be droppin’ and are they truth? I believe a good amount of them. Especially the latest batch right here.
‘Diablo III’ Senior Producer Quit. JESUS CHRIST F**K NUTS.
Diablo III. The unicorn whose horn I need deep, deep, deep inside of me continues to elude. Sitting in the shadows. Last week it was announced shit balls of core systems were getting gutted. Balls! Slithering balls! Then the game’s senior producer quit. WTF, mate.
Zynga Going Into Online Gamling? FarmVille Just Got Real!
Zynga hasn’t bashed the World’s Skull in after their initial IPO, and it’s left some people wondering what the fuck they’re going to do next. One of the things they’re thinking of doing is throwing down in the online gambling circuit, for real, real, real cheddie donkies. (That’s money in OL speak. It’s French.)
Microsoft To Discontinue Virtual Currency? Thank F**king God.
Microsoft’s currency system sucks right now. The space bucks, as our own The Dude calls them seldom make sense and guarantee Microsoft fucks you for extra cash. Thank the Maker, the company is doing away with the virtual rupees.
Blizzard Job Listing Calls For ‘Product Placement’ In Next MMO
God knows when the new Blizzard MMO is going to drop. SWTOR is all the rage these days, and WoW’s getting set to drop their next expansion. You know, Mists of Kung-Fu Panda. Meanwhile they toil on in secrecy. Sort of. An inter-soul has found a Blizzard job listing, and uncovered that it mentions product placement.
Gulp!
Video: Freddie Prinze Jr. Voicing ‘Mass Effect 3’ Character. Guess Who I’m Not Saving.
Ever since James Vega was revealed, he’s looked like a throwaway Bros of War character. Now it turns out that he’s being voiced by Freddie Prinze Jr, and I officially don’t care if I get one of my squadmates out of of the Galactic Tussle alive. Snarky, right?
Hit the jump for some Vega/Prinze Jr. action.
‘BioShock Infinite’ To Include 1999 Mode; Sworn To Beat Your Ass.
If you let it, BioShock Infinite will solemnly swear to whup your ass. Ken Levine has revealed that the forthcoming title is going to include a more difficult “1999 Mode”, taking the gamer back to a time when us gaming folks had to walk up hills both ways to get to a fucking INK RIBBON SAVE POINT and dungeon bosses openly bare-assed farted on our tits just because they could. The good old days.
