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Artwork: The 25 Year evolution of LINK and ZELDA. Point ears intact!
Hyrule Historia is an upcoming Legend of Zelda art book. It’s only been confirmed for a Japanese release, and that means unless you have the mad cheddah brah, you probably won’t be snagging it. Want a preview? A lil’ taste?
Hit the jump for two pages chronicling the evolution of Link and Zelda. Pretty swell.
Review: Joe Danger Special Edition
I love chainsawing anthropomorphic killer insects, decapitating bandits and poking around bloody crime scenes as much as the next man, I really do. But as 2011 draws to a close, I’ve started to get all introspective about my gaming habits. I’ve drawn the grim conclusion that the stench of death and destruction hangs heavy over nearly all of my digital indulgences this year. Thank God then for Hello Games and their PSN downloadable hit Joe Danger: now spruced up and gift wrapped in a timely fashion for the 1% of XBOX 360 owners that were craving something colourful.
Sony Sued Over Their No-Sue PSN Clause. It’s Like, Meta? No. Prolly Not.
Sony dropped (like it was hot) a no-sue clause in their new PSN terms of service. Trying to protect themselves and the such, since their PSN had a bit of the rocky Spring. Being down and exposed and with its electronic genitals flailing in the wind and shit. Makes sense! However that ain’t flying with everyone, and they’re getting sued. Over their claim they can’t be sued.
‘Skyrim’ Dominates UK Christmas Charts. Awesome.

I don’t know why I feel pumped and proud that Skyrim is crushing it on the UK charts, but I am. I know it’s another huge installment of a huge franchise, but seeing it trounce more rote experiences like Uncharted 3 and Modern Black Fare 3: Covert Operations gives me a tickle in the taint.
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Wrapped Deluxe NES For $16,000? ‘Tis The Season Or Some Sh*t!
Yo! How much you willing to plunk down for an original NES “wrapped” super deluxe version? $150? Okay that’s a good starting point but let us barter until you say $16,000.
Portal Cube Rolls Up Into Greenwich Village, Pranks A-Go-Go.
Pranks! Portal! This shit has it all! Even a fucking shitload of fucks, shits, and exclamation points!
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‘Metal Gear Rising’ Was Canned, Revengeance Is Its Own Beast!
Metal Gear Solid: Rising Thunder Raiden Time debuted, then went under the ground. Deep, deep underground. You may be thinking the son of a bitch emerged on Saturday at the Spike VGA, but you’d be wrong. Wrong, brah! What debuted was a whole new entity, and the whole goofy Revengeance moniker signaled it. This shit ain’t Solid, it’s out for revenging vengeance.
Trailers: Spike VGA Trailer Blow Out, Chat-Up. Come Inside!
I already claimed that Naughty Dog’s trailer for The Last Of Us was one of the best trailers of all time. Inside the comments section I got lit-up like a fuckin’ Christmas tree draped in malfunctioning lights. No problem. I stick by it! But here’s a post with all the glorious debuts and trailers from last night’s Spike VGA. Let’s shoot the shit about all of them.
Trailer: ‘The Last Of Us’ Is Naughty Dog Blitzkrieg Awesome.
‘The Last of Us’ was revealed tonight at the Spike VGA, and it turns out to be 110% Naughty Dog fucking domination. My lord. Watching it for the first time on a television, it had to be one of the best video games trailers I had ever seen. Just fucking stunning.
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