#Video Games
Trailer: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Wants You To Take Back Earth. I Need Clean Pants.
Holy balls, and here I thought I couldn’t be any more excited for Mass Effect 3. I believe this originally aired last night during Walking Dog Shit which I have given up on. None the less. This trailer has me losing it! So epic! So serious! I mean, the Inception horns should let you know that!
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‘Darksiders II’ Gets Release Date; The Apocalypse Digs The Beach
The Mayan Year of Oblivion is already stacked to the guts with quality releases, and Darksiders II is another pig you can add to the list of worthy snags. THQ has dropped an official release date for the title, as well as info on the multitudes of pre-order bonuses accompanying it.
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Trailer: ‘Max Payne 3’ Gets Second Official Reel of Awesome.
Max Payne 3 was originally scheduled to drop the same day as Mass Effect 3, and that was something I resented. With the release date pushed back into May, I’ll be able to saddle-up and enjoy the title. The second trailer brings the storyline into focus while teasing with the sort of bloodied nonsense that has come to be the franchise’s charm.
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New ‘Resident Evil 6’ Details! No Rocky/Apollo Confirmation. Frown.
All I want out of Resident Evil 6 is a glorious moment where Leon and Chris skip along a beach holding hands and jumping up and hugging. You know, some Rocky III type shit. New details don’t confirm this, but they do get me excite!!!! for the game.
Next Xbox Is Code-Named Durango. Cue Easy Jokes.
The Next Xbox is getting itself a code-name, which means the son of a bitch is coming along. Processors installed and uh, such and stuff. It’s got itself a code named and well…it’s definitely better than Project Dolphin. I know, not saying much.
‘Assassin’s Creed 3’ Dropping October 30. Slice Of Fun. Slice! Ha!
I haven’t played the last two Assassin’s Creed games. Why? ‘Cause they so enormous and goddamn addictive I’m pretty sure they exist to ruin my life. Still, I’m excited for this game. That I hope I never play.
REVIEW: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Demo Time, Son! Daughter!
I spent this Valentine’s Day with someone special. Someone that’s always been there for me. Some one that I can tell my problems too. Someone that will always listen. Someone that I love. Commander Shepard.
Video: ‘Super Mario World’ Lowest Score Ever Run.
Fuck speed runs! Fuck high-score runs! This is the new-new black. Duder here scores the lowest score ever in Super Mario World, and of course he’s captured his impressive banality on the YouTube. It’s pretty intense.
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Mario Propaganda Posters Prove You Can’t Keep A Good Bowser Down.
Fernando Reza has dropped some new propaganda posters, complimenting last year’s rallying cry for the Mushroom Kindgom. This time? He’s all about the war efforts from Bowser’s point of view. They’re gorgeous.
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Trailer: ‘Lollipop Chainsaw’ Goes Valentine’s Day, Proves Love Is Decapitation.
Oh, Lollipop Chainsaw. Part of me loves you because you’re so ridiculous. Part of me is embarrassed by you. Then there’s the majority of me which generally forgets you exist. I’ll give it up to this “Valentine’s Day” trailer, which explains the disembodied head stuck to uh…Lollipop’s (?) hip.
