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Malaysia Has An ‘Elder Scrolls’ Night Club. You Win, Guys. You Win.
Someone (don’t) alert the Copyright Ninjas. There’s a night club in Malaysia that is totally riffing on the Elder Scrolls logo.
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Sony Santa Monica Helping With ‘The Last Guardian’, Excitement Draining.
The Last Guardian. I’ve sweated the game for a while. Wanted it. Needed it. Then Fumito Ueda left Sony and all of a sudden I began to despair. It wasn’t clear how this would affect the game’s progress. Now there’s news that other branches of Sony are being brought in to work on the game, and my asshole is puckering.
Trailer: ‘Borderlands 2’ Promises To Rip My Tits Raw With Awesome.
This trailer makes my jizz squirt hot love gaming jizz. Almost got *too* fucking pumped and had to close the trailer before my brain-stem began seizing.
Konami Recruiting For The ‘Latest Metal Gear Solid’
Go figure. There’s going to be a new Metal Gear Solid. Who knows what’s going to be going on in it, but Jesus Christ someone get that mustache off of Solid.
‘GTA TV’ and ‘Rockstar TV’ Trademarked By Take Two. WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!
Take Two has trademarked both “GTA TV” and “Rockstar TV”, and Jesus Christ who knows what this could mean. It’s interesting, since the GTA series is so highly influenced by our pop-culture. While simultaneously generating it in video game form. Now it’ll be generating it in TV form…to generate it…to…to…
Sony Working On Their Own ‘Kinect’ According To Patent Filing.
An uncovered patent has revealed something that shouldn’t surprise you: Sony is working on their own iteration of Microsoft’s console-pushing Kinect.
The ‘Diablo III’ Beta Has Shown Me The Glory
At this point, I’ve gotten the chance to play about three hours of the Diablo III beta, as both a monk and a barbarian. While me saying this may give Blizzard peoples the panic attacks that are indubitably postponing this shit from dropping, it’s Diablo II, just revised. It’s the same and god fucking dammit that’s okay. I’m not looking for them to reinvent the wheel. I’m looking for new levels to grind. New loot to covet with glossy eyes and jittering clicker fingers.
Female Writer For BioWare Has Pissed Off Legions Of Douches.
Jennifer Hepler writes for BioWare. She’s also under siege from an outstandingly large amount of douchebags across the Internet for a comment she made regarding working in the gaming industry. When asked in an interview what her least favorite things about the gaming industry was, she responded: playing the games. I have serious apprehensions about someone who feels this way about games writing for the medium, but a lot of responses were flat out bad news.
‘Alan Wake’ For The PC Recoups Dev and Marketing Costs In Two Days. Hell Yeah.
I love me some Alan Wake, and I’m terribly stoked that new content is dropping tomorrow on Xbox Live in the form of Alan Wake: American Nightmare. However, what I really, really, really fucking want is a proper sequel. I don’t know if we’ll get one, but Wake’s reception on the PC could be helping my cause.
