#Video Games

Ubisoft Drops ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ Official Box Art. America, F**k Yeah!

Perhaps sensing that the boat was leaking, Ubisoft has revealed the official box art for Assassin’s Creed III. It pretty much confirms all the rumors, so there’s that.

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‘BioShock Infinite’ Dropping October 16. Autumn? More Like AWESOME LOL.

BioShock Infinite  is one title among seeming zillions that I’m sweating this calendar year. Now there’s been an official date of release dropped for the title, and it’s smack-dab in the middle of October. October? More like Rocktober! LOL.

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Rumor: ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ Takes Place During American Revolution, Stars Native American.

Through a variety of leaky-leaks from Best Buy, Kotaku them thinks they got themselves a look at the main character from Assassin’s Creed III. Holy fucking America, fuck yeah! is all I can say.

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Bethesda Now Hiring ‘Future Generation Console Programmers’, IT’S COMING

Ain’t no purpose denying it no more. The next generation is slowly walking into gaming’s party. Sauntering in through the side door. The signs are everywhere! The latest one is none other than Bethesda hiring programmers for the next cadre of gaming consoles.

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Buying All The ‘Mass Effect 3’ DLC Would Run You $870. Oh EA, F**K You.

There’s an assload of DLC coming out for Mass Effect 3. All of it is strewn through a variety of mediums – from other game purchases to figurines to a fucking headset. So much for a cohesive experience. All of this DLC, should you wish to acquire it, would run you $870.

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Video: Touch-Sensitive Mario Coin Is The Coolest Lamp. Ever. Maybe?

Pretty swank geek lightning, right hurr. A touch-sensitive lamp that is a living its aesthetic live as an 8-bit Mario coin. Complete with sound effect!

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Review: Binary Domain

It’s difficult to review Binary Domain without getting caught up in the history of third-person cover shooters and how they are typically defined by western developers. Just for you though, I’ll refrain. After all, why would you want to hear my ramblings over how lackluster Gears of War 3 was, or how Quantum Theory is one of the worst games ever spawned from Satan’s shitty asshole? All you need to know is that Binary Domain is one of the most surprisingly entertaining and rewarding games I’ve played in years.

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Trailer: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Live-Action Trailer ‘Fight’ Leaks. Woop!

Apparently there’s supposed to be the reveal of a new Mass Effect 3  trailer tonight during Walking Dead. Thankfully it has leaked ahead of time, sparing everyone the punishment of watch that show, which is the consummate of ass. Trailer’s pretty dope, too.

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California’s Failed Attempt At Video Game Censorship Cost The State $2 Million.

You know what’s up. You followed the case last year. The one where California was trying to drop a hammer on video games and thereby a whole gauntlet of other mediums. The one they lost. California’s failed attempt wasn’t without its cost. In fact it’s costing the Soon To Be Below Sea-Level Residence a cool couple million.

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Video: 16-Bit ‘Legend of Zelda’ PC Case Brought To Life.

Richard “8-Bit Builder” Clinton is a mad wizard when it comes to video game inspired PC cases. His latest masterpiece is a triforcefully (groan, I know) awesome 16-bit Legend of Zelda  work of awesome.

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