#Video Games
FABLE: HEROES Turns RPG Series Into Brawler. Looks 10x Better
No one really gives a fuck about the Fable franchise besides Peter Molyneux. Don’t lie. You don’t. You don’t. It’s tepid at best. Filler at its least threatening. However in a week of leaks, Xbox.com has let forth info on Fable: Heroes early. First impressions? It’s an arcadey co-op brawler. It looks awesome.
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‘HALO 4’ Explosion INFO and VIDEO Upside Your Head
Happy Monday, Omegalytes. Want some Halo 4 info-time? Video, pics, and more?
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Rumor: Is This The Controller For Valve’s CONSOLE? Mayhaps!
Hey. Hey you. Internet person. You want to check out what may be the controller for Valve’s wunder-console? Which isn’t even itself confirmed yet?
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Rumor: Is This A Look At Valve’s Rumored CONSOLE? Looks…Boxy.
So. Like the ancient proverb says, when it leaks info, it pours. Not only is Valve maybe-probably-definitely working on a console, but we may have our first look at it.
Rumor: Valve is really making a CONSOLE? Dear lord, my wallet.
Here’s a bananas one. There’s mutterings picking up about a Valve console. Yeah, brah. Completionists like me are eyeballing another console they have to buy or the voices in their head will tell mother about the sticky furred stuffed animals behind the couch. Wait, what? Anyways, it may be real. But it won’t be like a console as generally thought.
Rumor: ‘Assassin’s Creed III’ Screens Leak. When It Leaks, It Pours?
Golly me, Ubisoft seems utterly incapable of keeping anything about Assassin’s Creed III from leaking into the bandwidth-pipes. I suppose its a sign of the times. Latest batch of burped-up unintentionality? Some screens. They’re not confirmed, but c’mon.
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‘Mass Effect 3’ OFFICIAL LAUNCH TRAILER: Holy F**k It’s Almost Here.
Holy frosting-covered tits, the official launch trailer for Mass Effect 3 has dropped. The game is close. So fucking close. My balls hurt just thinking about it.
Hit the jump and moan with me!
Dude Plays ‘Metroid Prime’ With Homemade Arm Cannon
Reddit user nhg92 has the whole role-playing his Metroid Prime experiences down pat. Dude built himself a fucking ARM CANNON to shove his (Wii) dongle into.
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Hacker Says He Tricked Taco Bell Into Sending Him A PlayStation Vita. Skills ++
Some people have the skillz. A hacker who goes by the alias “Sinister” is claiming that he totally hacked the system man!, and convinced the Taco Bell Computer Brains to send him a PlayStation Vita.













