#Video Games
‘BioShock Infinite’ Introduces First ‘Heavy Hitter’: GEORGE WASHINGTON TERMINATOR. Srsly
Rad. Irrational has introduced the first in a line of “heavy hitter” baddies for BioShock Infinite. This wandering death machine is none other than a George Washington Terminator.
Hit the jump to gaze into the eyes of patriotic death.
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Peter Molyneux Is Leaving ‘Lionhead Studios’ To Start Transdimensional Gaming Company
Ha! Get it? ‘Cause Molyneux is always making promises and then rescinding them! I’m so (not very) witty.
A Pokémon Team Was Kicked Out Of A Hotel For Flinging Shit. Actual Shit.
Gotta crap em all? Get it? This story is insane. It involves competitive video games, feces launching, and a hotel.
‘Lollipop Chainsaw’ Gets Itself Dated, And New Sexy Objectifying Pics
Lollipop Chainsaw. You’ll love it. You’ll hate it. You’ll be able to buy it this June 12.
Hit the jump for some new pics.
‘Darksiders II’ Limited Edition And Collector’s Edition Get Swank Details.
Swag on out with the Collector’s Edition of Darksiders II. Per the usual excessiveness that comes with a CE, you can get an art book, sound track and more. Apocalypse baller status, yo!
Hit the jump for a peek into the glory.
OH SH*T, ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ IS DROPPING TONIGHT. MY BOOBS ARE SO HARD.
Confession time: I couldn’t sleep last night. More specifically, I couldn’t sleep last night because Mass Effect 3 is coming out tonight.
Pixar’s ‘Brave’ Gets JAPANESE TRAILER: Magic Forest Time
I’m pretty excited for Pixar’s Brave. I don’t spend much meat-shell CPU power thinking about it, the movie lost adrift the plethora of fanboy boner rockets coming out this summer. Then a trailer like this drops, and I’m all. “Oh yeah. Fuck yeah!”, as I recall how hot it is going to be.
Jet Set Radio HD Is REAL, Gets A TRAILER. Nostalgia Swoon
Oh fuck my tits get hard when thinking about my Dreamcast. What a fucking system. I’m not even stunting. One of the true glories of the system was Jet Set Radio. Christ, I haven’t thought of that game in a serious minute. Anyways, it’s coming to XBLA and PSN this summer in tuned-up HD swagger.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ TRAILER and INFO: Revolutionary (War)! Puns!
Tharr we be. We’ve got an official trailer for Assassin’s Creed III as well as some information to go along with it.
Mari0 Is Friggin’ Here. Fan-Made Mario x Portal Mash-Up Is Real. Playable.
Mari0. No longer just a video, the fan-made mash-up is playable. The glory! The horror. The glory!
Hit the jump for a teaser trailer and download link.
