#Video Games
BETHESDA Revealing…SOMETHING Tomorrow. SKYRIM DLC?
Bethesda is teasing something on their Twitter feed. No idea what it is specifically, but they dropped a picture and a promise of a revealtion tomorrow.
Hit the jump for the picture, and to speculate. Skyrim DLC?!
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VALVE Job Listing Points To Plans For New ‘Gaming Experiences’. Teledildonics, I Bet.
Valve is totally, they swear to Jehovah, not working on a console. They’re not. So just disregard these job listings.
GEORGES ST-PIERRE Consulting On Video Game; Get His Swag As Pre-Order
Georges St-Pierre, blood of my blood. I see you, your perfect abs and your gorgeously thick thighs. I see you, and I write letters to my girlfriend that I never mail telling her how we’re leaving together. You are consulting on Sleeping Dogs, which I will never buy despite your contributions to it. You have no idea the pain this brings me.
‘SKYRIM’ Is Adding ‘KINECT SUPPORT’, Yeah Great. Where’s My F**king Flying Mount.
Back in February I pointed all your goggle-eyes towards a Skyrim Sizzle Reel that displayed what the developers would love to add into the title. One of the joints in the sizzle reel were flying dragon mounts. That was awesome. Another was stupid fucking Kinect support. That was dumb. I am bitter. Can you guess which one is actually getting implemented?
Miyamoto Says He’d Like To Make A Spirtual Sequel To A LINK TO THE PAST. Well Do It!
Shigeru Miyamoto hasn’t rocked out on Zelda game since 1991’s A Link To The Past, but the dude is jonesing now. Spitting some verbage (what?) with Edge Magazine, the Lord of Nintendo says he’s up for a spiritual sequel to the son of a bitch. In a certain capacity.
‘HALO 4’ SCREENS Show Shinier Riffs On Same Old Franchise.
Here’s a boat load of Halo 4 screens courtesy of the latest issue of Game Informer. They’re all pretty shiny and sexy and everything, but I don’t know if they mean anything new for the franchise. At the very least, Cortana is looking pretty spicy. Leave me alone, I got a thing for AI.
Video: VIDEO GAMES Done Up As PLANETS; Gaming x Space Swoon.
This is pretty dope. A fan-made video of twenty video games represented as planets. As much a gaming and space nerdo, this is milking two different pleasure centers at once. Note how I writhe in glory.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ 2D FIGHTER That Is Too Good To Exist
If only this 2D fighting game was real. It ain’t. Nothing more than a gorgeous interpretation by artist Dynamaito. So hot.
‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ Gets $1,000+ Premium Edition. Buy It Coward, For Us All
Man, there’s luxury and then there is luxury. Capcom is dropping a premium edition for Resident Evil 6 that comes with its own goddamn leather jacket. A fucking leather jacket can be yours, for only a little over $1,000.
‘DIABLO III’ BARBARIAN TRAILER: Smash Things, Eat Drum Sticks. Life ++
G’damnnnnnnnnnnnn, Diablo III is only a little over a month away. I’m sprung, juiced, and stoked. Here’s a new trailer featuring my preferred class: the shit-smashing Barbarian.
