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Rumor: Is This A ‘GOD OF WAR 4’ Teaser? ANGRY SCREAMS AND BLOOD.
Sony is teasing something and people seem to think it’s God of War 4 related.
Hit the jump to check it out, leave your guess.
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‘MASS EFFECT’ HOODIES Are Gaming Threads Worth Wearing
Talented son of a bitch and deviantART user lupodirosso dropped the thunder this week in the form of some mock-ups for Mass Effect hoodies. They’re sexy. They’re styling. They’re almost enough to wash the ME3 ending-inflicted vomit-flecked blood-stains off my walls.
Hit the jump to check them out.
NEW ‘DMC’ TRAILER: Dante Is A Known Sexual Deviant. No, Srsly.
A new trailer for DmC has dropped, and I’m glad it’s completely out of its fucking mind. Slow motion glimpses at Dante as dresses in mid-leap, comments on his sexual deviancy, and the classic gameplay you’ve known to love or hate. Fuck man, I wasn’t expecting this…I’m actually looking forward to this game.
‘HALO 4’ DETAILS: Cortana Is Dying, Forerunners, And More.
Take this batch of Halo 4 information upside your head. Take it! It’s full of details, the Forerunners, and Cortana pulling her buttcheeks apart and downloading the Universe into her soul.
ACTIVISION v. INFINITY WARD Court Date Delayed. Just Get It F**king Over With
Activision and Infinity Ward have tots had the hate for each other since their falling out around the time of Modern Warfare 2: More Warfare Post-Modern (Warfare 1). They’ve been suing one another for like infinity (years!) and it doesn’t look like its about to end.
NEW ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ TRAILER: Redfield & Kennedy Smolder Runs Deep!
Yo! Here’s a new Resident Evil 6 trailer. Leaking out of the gaping zombiefied maw of the Internet into your brain-mouth. Redfield and Kennedy! A Japanese game I may actually care about! Stoked!
Rumor: ‘Wii U’ Has $180 Worth Of Parts, To Cost At Least $300
The Wii U has itself some $180 of mediocre parts inside its guts. Sweet! We’ll snag it for a sensible price! I mean, how much do we really want to pay for the Nintendo Tablet-Thing? Hopefully at least $300.
Video: History And Evolution of The BFG 9000
There are few things are gratifying as ripping off a blast from a BFG 9000 and watching demon douchebags scream in horror at their own vaporization. Here’s a video chronicling the evolution of this most glorious video game death machine.
‘GEARS OF WAR’ Kinect Title Is CANCELLED. Oh God! Wait. Who F**king Cares.
Oh Gods! Oh Fuck! The Gears of War title that was going to fart all over Kinect technology is cancelled. The wall of darkness falls in around me, and not even my loudest voice commands can save me.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ To Get New Character Class; Pre-Orders Get For Free. Plus! Customization.
This is getting a bit confusing. This weekend at PAX the minds behind Borderlands 2 dropped a reveal. There’s a new character class coming to Borderlands 2. Okay, awesome. People who pre-order it will get it for free. Wait, fuck that. It’s coming after the game’s release — but dropping for both regular people and pre-orders at the same time. Oh and did I mention character customization?
Wait, slow down.
