#Video Games
Rumor: ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ Gets OCTOBER RELEASE According To Employee Resume
If you’re a doubting asshole, you are free to take this as nothing more than rumor. If you’re a gullible tool you’re free to consider this Grand Theft Auto V news as evidence of an employee done fucking up.
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‘LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW’ Cosplayer Gets Kicked Out Of PAX East
Jessica Nigri is a cosplayer who was hired to portray the main protagonist of Lollipop Chainsaw at PAX East this past weekend. Nigri ran into some trouble when event officials demanded that she wear something less risque, confusing many a people. What – they asked – is wrong with wearing something so skimpy you can smell vag drift? Nothing! Especially on Easter weekend.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED 3’ Gets MORE LEAKED SCREENS. Impressive.
Want some more leaked screens from Assassin’s Creed 3? Of course you do. Or don’t. Just click the read more tag. Give in.
New York State Removes Sex Offenders From Xbox Live. Sensibility ++
This makes almost too much sense. New York State went out of their way this week to remove registered sex offenders from Xbox Live.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Will Add VARIATIONS, Not Choices. F**k You, BioWare.
BioWare is continuing to clarify what’s going on in Mass Effect 3: Our Attempt To Unfuck Cut, and it continues to sound like a bag of rotting dicks.
‘ALAN’S WAKE: AMERICAN NIGHTMARE’ Mr. Scratch Sales Pitch Trailer: Better Than The Game.
Alan Wake: American Nightmare has a new trailer featuring none other than the game’s antagonist Mr. Scratch reading off critiques and comments from gaming sites regarding the XBLA title. It’s good shit. I didn’t really enjoy American Nightmare, but I had no qualms supporting Remedy if it meant getting a proper sequel to Ally Waken.
Hit the jump to check out Mr. Scratch rippin’.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED 3’ Creative Director: Your Desired Locales Are Dumb
You have to hand it to Alex Hutchinson, creative director for Assassin’s Creed 3. Dude lobs bombs at the internet and then doesn’t really back away from them. There’s a certain appreciable quality to the stupidity he’s displayed lately.
New ‘DOUBLE DRAGON’ game announced. It looks f**king stupid.
If you’re going to reboot a franchise from my childhood, do it correctly. I beg you. Better yet, just don’t do it. Especially if you can’t nail the art design, or essence. Double Dragon: Neon is some shiny abomination that is taking the name of one of my favorites from my pre-pubes days.
Hit the jump to bask in the horror.
Gearbox Boss Calls ‘WII U’ A “Really Nice Bridge” To Next Generation. LOL Cripes.
The head honcho of Gearbox Software has opened up about the Wii U and did a good job of pulling its pants down while trying to give it a compliment.
Sonic’s Co-Creator JOINS NINTENDO. Nothing Is Sacred.
Dark times, my friends. Dark times indeed. Hirokazu Yasuhara is the co-creator of Sonic the Hedgehog. A goddamn icon. Despite being partly responsible for the most x-treme character ever, the good sir has crossed war lines. Defected to the USSR.
