#Video Games
First Look: CORTANA From ‘HALO 4’, Or: BLUE JUBJUBS.
Game Informer is going to be rolling out a Halo 4 rub-and-tug this month, and they’ve dropped the cover ahead of time. It features franchise fixture Cortana looking all sorts of blue and seductive.
Hit the jump to check her out.
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‘MASS EFFECT 3: EXTENDED CUT’ Is FREE DLC Due This Summer
Right after I comment on the fact that Jennifer Hale hasn’t dropped any lines as Commander Shepard for future Mass Effect 3 content comes this BioWare statement about the “new” ending that has been promised.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ PREVIEW SCREENS Blow Out!
Well fuck! Maybe I don’t get invited to go play Borderlands 2 like all the fancy websites did. Forget “maybe”, I fucking didn’t. What I did get to do was collate all the glorious pictures from the various sources into one post for our amusement. Let us hold one another, being neither privileged nor deprieved. The eroding middle class of gaming. Yes, I don’t know what the fuck I am saying.
Hit the jump for the goods.
Commander Shepard Hasn’t Recorded Any New ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Dialogue. For Now.
BioWare has promised the groaning, miserable legions of Mass Effect 3 detractors a new ending. What they haven’t promised is a release date for this new ending, or told them what the ending would contain. As well, if there’s going to anything with Shepard in this new ending, one of the voice actors isn’t any wiser than we are about it.
Rumor: There Are The Next PlayStation’s Processing Specs. All Geek To Me.
What up! Do you want the details for the next PlayStation’s processors? Here they are! They mean very, very little to me. Maybe they’ll mean something to you. I would get more if it was like “more ultimate power time!”
FINAL FANTASY Wedding Proposal Is Greatest Thing Ever. I Wept.
Seth Hay was a man with a plan. Specifically, the plan consisted of proposing to his girlfriend at a Final Fantasy concert. This man is now my hero.
Yesterday Was “ATARI NATIONAL PAC-MAN DAY”. Finally A Sensible Holiday.
I knew yesterday felt special. Normally whenever there’s holiday, my taint grease gets a bit thicker. It’s the excitement. I just couldn’t figure out why yesterday felt special, why the grease was congealing so quickly. Now I do! Fucking Pac-Man Wow Day!
Study: Kids Play Less Than 20% Of Their Media Time Playing Video Games. Pr0n Wins?
Momma always told me to get off the dang video game machine and go outside. Well I didn’t. My senior year of high school consisted of not losing my virginity, eating Wendy’s every day, playing video games, and gaining fifty pounds. Thankfully according to studies, future kids are decidedly unlike me.
‘FEZ’ Gets Box Art From ‘SCOTT PILGRIM’ Creator Bryan Lee O’Malley
I’m pretty goddamn jazzed for Fez, and the excitement has only increased since it was announced the son of a bitch was dropping soon. Adding logs to the Stoked Fire is the reveal of the cover art, done by none other than Bryan Lee O’Malley.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Act Your Age With Capcom Retro Collections
Face it: you’re old. That’s what I tell myself as I stare into the abyss that is my ever-increasing forehead. As the hair recedes, all that is left is pale, shiny flesh that serves only to reflect past glories and hide regret within the ever-deepening recesses. This week sees two ‘retro’ collection releases from Capcom appearing on our shelves. The games I grew up with are now fit for re-packaging and retro bumper packs. It’s all getting too real. Still, it’s hard to feel sorry for myself when I’m smashing the collective face of the Mad Gear Gang with Mike Haggar’s iron pipe of justice (trademark pending).
