#Video Games
Pseudo PS4 Gets Built Based On RUMORED SPECS, Subsequent Results Worthless.
It must be fun to rock out at a gaming magazine. You can just do things to…do them. The crew at Official PlayStation Magazine UK built a “PS4” based off of the rumored specs, ran a few games on it, and then dismissed the results as meaningless. Wait — what?
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FEZ: Perspective-shift yourself back to childhood
Being a game steeped in perspective puzzles, hidden codes, Escher-like architecture and a distinct lack of anything resembling sign-posting: Fez is not short on a challenge or two. However, after exploring its shifting dimensions and succumbing to its intoxicating charms I have found that the most difficult challenge it poses is in asking you to define your experience. It’s difficult to be concise about a game that is so sprawling and labyrinthine. Watch me as I fail.
‘HALO 4’ Dropping This Election Day; Will You CHOOSE IT? Puns. Or Something.
Halo 4 is dropping the same day that us registered people in the United States shall be picking the next president of this nation.
Kickstarter Seeks Money For LEGO BRICKS To Make SUPER MARIO BROS. WORLD 1-1. C’mon Internet.
We got this one guys, we got this one. Let us band together and unleash an insane amount of money ($26,000) so some artist lad can recreate Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 with LEGO bricks. This is what we have been practicing wasting our money over the years for. The grand summation of frivolity.
‘DISHONORED’ TRAILER: Bethesda’s Stealth Jam Feels Like Assassin’s BioShock
Nope, no Skyrim DLC. That wasn’t what Bethesda was teasing. It’s the trailer for their stealth game Dishonored. The trailer itself is over four minutes long, filling the screen with imagery that gives the game a vibe as if it was the gurgling lovechild of a BioShock and Assassin’s Creed drug-fueled orgy. No actual gameplay though, which is a shame.
Rumor: APPLE Working On Games Console; VALVE Involved
We have reached the crossroads of Valve and Apple gaming console rumors. At this intersection, the two separate entities slam together, fusing into the monolithic Apple-Valve-Fucking-Console. A console made for fucking your entertainment center and forcing you to buy a larger one. You know, should it prove true.
NINTENDO Showing MARIO Game For the ‘Wii U’ At E3
Nintendo is going to launch their next console sensibly, which is to say with a Mario game. They’ll be showing it at this year’s E3, and I totally can’t wait. Okay, I can wait. Can you?
MICROSOFT Is Going to “Further Monetize” Xbox Live This Holiday Season. ADS IN YOUR BRAIN.
I don’t usually admit this, but what Microsoft requires you to pay for on Xbox Live is bullshit. Feel a bit guilty in intimating that. It’s double-bullshit now that they have horrible (albeit expected) ads across the dashboard. If the LinkedIn profile of some Microsoft Money Wizard is correct, we ain’t seen nothing yet.
CLASSIC VIDEO GAMES Reimagined As Popular Children’s Books. Swag.
Here’s a collection of classic video games done up as popular children’s books! Take this synthesis off the chin and love it. My childhood games all mashed up with my childhood books. Cyeah!
‘DEAD SPACE’ Isaac Clarke Figure Is Fan Made Awesome.
This is some hotness right here. A Korean fan of Dead Space has gone and created the Isaac Clarke figure from whence all others shall be judged.
Hit the jump to check it out in all its glory.
